Trump Gets Democrats To Hate Mail-In Voting By Supporting It

The TDS rule is: Whatever Trump likes, democrats must hate and whatever he hates, democrats must love. The President used this odd symptom to completely reverse the democrats on something. After months of democrats calling for the November election to be all mail-in ballots, they suddenly hate the idea because President Trump came out in support of it. He truly is the master when it comes to f*cking with the left and for some reason they still haven’t figured out what he’s doing.

Trump has been warning that conducting the entire 2020 presidential with mail-in ballots could hurt the integrity of the results. Democrats on the other hand have been pushing for the all mail-in ballot election because they think it’s the easiest way for them to manipulate the results. That was so yesterday because today he trolled them with this tweet:

Being utterly predictable, the democrats flipped the hell out:

Conspiracy theorist Hillary Clinton suddenly believes it is the Republicans that will use the mail-in ballots to steal the election. What a difference a day and a Trump tweet make.

I wish she would elaborate more on this conspiracy to explain how Trump and the GOP will sabotage the U.S. Postal Service. Maybe they will protest in the streets to keep the mail trucks from getting through. No, that can’t be it because that’s a lefty kind of thing. Perhaps they’ll break into post offices and burn them down. No, again it’s the left that destroys federal buildings.

Kirsten Gillibrand, the dumb blonde who was gifted Hillary’s New York Senate seat, also thinks there is a Republican conspiracy to destroy the USPS:

It’s interesting that these two gals from New York think Trump is trying to sabotage the Postal Service and mail-in ballots considering what a disaster the state’s recent primary was. Citing coronavirus danger, New York held its June primary with all mail-in ballots. It is now August and they still don’t have the results. Some of the problems include the USPS not post-marking the pre-paid return envelopes for the ballots so they were disqualified.

The reality is, Trump and the Republicans don’t have to do a thing to make the USPS slow and inefficient. They’ve been perfecting that crappy service for over a hundred years. That, by the way, is why they are in trouble, not because of anything Trump has done.

The big takeaway here is that whatever Trump supports, democrats will oppose. I have no idea if the President actually thinks mail-in voting is a good idea, but I suspect he just sent that tweet out to show what a bunch knee–jerk reactionary babies the democrats are. Whatever the case, it worked.

Trump should continue to have fun with this by tweeting out that he believes abortion is life-saving essential women’s healthcare just to get Pelosi to accuse him of being a baby-killer. Then he should tweet that everybody has a right to free jet skis so Bernie will call him a commie.