Joe Biden has come down with Kameltoe, confirming what most of us suspected about him all along. The democratic party nominee has picked California Senator Kamala Harris to be his running mate, fulfilling his promise to chose a dangerously unqualified woman of color. Joe is known for his bad decisions, but this may be the worst yet. Harris is less genuine than Hillary Clinton and universally disliked by all sectors of the public.
In a basement bunker camping, tweeting is how Joe makes major announcements:
I have the great honor to announce that I’ve picked @KamalaHarris — a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country’s finest public servants — as my running mate.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 11, 2020
Back when Kamala was Attorney General, she worked closely with Beau. I watched as they took on the big banks, lifted up working people, and protected women and kids from abuse. I was proud then, and I’m proud now to have her as my partner in this campaign.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 11, 2020
I’d say that Joe picked Harris because she was “very close” to his dead son Beau, but we all know Biden had nothing to do with this selection. Chances are he found out right about the time his handlers sent this tweet and that’s assuming that he even knows now. I’m sure they’ll wake him up and give him a briefing at some point.
Kamala slept her way into politics and now she’s partnering up with a sleepy politician.
The reasons why this is a horrible pick are numerous. Generally speaking a presidential candidate chooses a running mate who can help him or her win the election, like say a Senator or Governor from a battleground state. Kamala Harris is a Senator from California, a state that Biden will win no matter who he chose. She isn’t going to deliver anything to him like Michigan’s awful Governor Gretchen Whitman might have.
Maybe Joe picked Harris because she’s black and he thinks she’ll bring in the black vote. Unfortunately, black people hate her. As AG of California she threw so many black people in jail for minor weed offenses and then laughed about. She also prosecuted black mothers because their kids were truant. These are not things that sit well with the black community.
On top of which, black people don’t even consider Kamala Harris black. Here’s some fun tweets from black activists:
Kamala Harris has never identified herself with Black people, but now that she’s running for president and she need the Black vote, her camp is trying to say things like “Kamala is Black because she went to Howard University”…..
Um…
Rachel Dolezal went to Howard too pic.twitter.com/MlXDJ4vMeP
— Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 (@tariqnasheed) January 24, 2019
Two of a kind. It’s sad that the one on the right embraced black culture while the one on the left has rejected the culture until now. pic.twitter.com/vejfc9UOp3
— Derrick Cress 🇺🇸 FBA (@derrickcress) January 24, 2019
Even MSNBC questioned whether Kamala Harris qualifies as black or not.
Then there’s the baggage she brings in terms of how she got her start in politics. She had an affair with the corrupt married Mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, which is not something that’s going to attract women voters. Also, women think she’s a two-faced bitch so that’s not helpful either.
Most importantly though is how truly unexcited people are to see her in politics at all. Rememeber how she ran for president and had to drop out because she had close to 0% support? What has changed in the past 9 months? People didn’t like her back then and she’s done nothing to improve her public image or likability since. Why do Biden’s handlers suddenly think people give a shit about this disingenuous train wreck of a woman now?
The good news is that after the Biden/Harris ticket fails miserably in November, liberals can bitch at how racist America is for not voting for an ancient white guy, which may be why Joe chose Kameltoe in the first place.
