There’s about a million things Joe Biden says he’s going to do on day one of his presidency which, if true, would mean he’d accomplish more in one day than he has in his previous 50 years in politics. As it turns out, Biden isn’t even going to wait and see if gets elected and wants to start doing things now. His first order of business is to force all Americans to wear masks for the next three months when the coronavirus will magically disappear. Hey, isn’t that around the same time as the election? That can’t be a coincidence.
Since naming Kamala Harris as his running mate, Biden has traded his basement bunker in for an empty gymnasium. On Thursday he held a…I have no idea what this was but he and Kameltoe talked about what they’d like to force people to do despite not having an actual authority.
Biden started off by trying to frame obedience to government oppression as “patriotism.” He also said a lot of stuff twice because he thinks it makes him look sane, but he’s wrong.
“When I get occasionally confronted with a person in public about wearing a mask, I say ‘Look, this is America. Be a patriot, protect your fellow citizens. Protect your fellow citizens. Step up. Do the right thing. Do the right thing. There’s overwhelming evidence., overwhelming evidence that the mask and depending on the type of mask you wear increases expadentially the prospect that you, if you are a carrier and don’t even know it, that you will not infect anyone when you cough, sneeze, sing, shout,” Biden said.
Yes, he did say “expandentailly” whatever the hell that means.
Next Biden called for the mask mandate:
“Every single American should be wearing a mask when they’re outside for the next three months at a minimum. Every governor should mandate mandatory mask wearing. The estimates by the experts are it will save over 40,000 lives in the next three months if people act responsibly. It’s not about your rights, it’s about your responsibilities as an American,” said Biden.
Biden stood in front of a bunch of draped American flags delivering the line “It’s not about your rights” which was not great optics.
After that, Kamala Harris took the podium in front of no one to be Biden’s hype man, kind of like Flava Flav only less amusing:
“That’s what real leadership looks like. We just witnessed real leadership,” Harris said.
Real leadership is an old guy with dementia who can’t form complete sentences or pronounce multi-syllabic words demanding that all Americans be forced to wear a mask? Apparently real leadership is a sad thing to behold.
Harris went on to repeat what Biden just said because her job in the campaign is, besides being a woman of color, to interpret Joe’s ramblings.
“Joe Biden said that as a nation, we should all be wearing a mask for the next three months because it will save lives,” she said.
Weirdly enough, that part of Biden’s mush-mouthed speech came through loud and clear.
“What real leadership looks like is Joe Biden. To speak up, sometimes telling us the stuff we don’t necessarily want to hear but we need to know. And the need for mandatory mask wearing will also be about what Joe has articulated and what a Biden/Harris administration will do” said Harris.
Joe articulated something? Go back and watch the video and tell me if you noticed any articulation.
Harris may have let slip something with that last part. She’s saying that a Biden/Harris administration will be about forcing Americans to do things they don’t want to do. Kameltoe is a kiss-ass and a lair, but for some reason I believe her on this one.
