Joe Biden Tells People Not To Vote For Him

In the future, political science professors will use Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign as the example of how not to run for office. Among the things that will be studied is Joe’s constant plea with people to not vote for him. At the very core of a campaign, a candidate wants people’s vote and yet Biden time after time tells them to cast their ballot for someone else. Usually this is done in a one-on-one situation where Biden angrily tells a supporter to vote for someone else, but this time he’s telling more than half the country to vote Trump.

A recent Gallup poll showed that 56% of Americans think they are better off now then they were 4 years ago when Obama and Biden were running the show. That’s huge considering we are in the midst of a pandemic and economic slow-down. It also shows how truly crappy of a job Obama/Biden did f being unemployed and locked down is better.

Biden was confronted with these polls stats in an interview with WKRC in Cincinnati. It’s unclear if he was interviewed by Doctor Johnny Fever or Venus Flytrap.

“56% of Americans said that they were better off today than they were 4 years ago under the Obama/Biden administration. So why should people who feel that they’re better off today under a Trump administration vote for you?”

“Well if they think that, they probably shouldn’t,” replied Biden.

Done.

As you know, Biden is in wireless communication with his handlers at all times and they went nuts when he told people not to vote for him. After getting scolded by his overlords on the earpiece, Joe did his Biden-best to salvage the interview.

“They think 54% of the American people were better off economically today then they were on our administration?” Biden asked.

Well no, it was 56%. The interviewer literally said that 3 seconds ago.

Biden don’t need no stinking facts. He buttoned this up by calling 56% of the American people lying dog-faced pony soldiers.

“Well, their memory is not very good, quite frankly,” said Biden.

Said the guy who couldn’t remember a statistic 3 seconds after it was presented to him.

That’s just brilliant. Not only did Biden tell people not to vote for him, he also said most Americans are too stupid to assess their own financial situation. I know Joe is counting on stupid people to vote for him, but he shouldn’t be saying it out loud.

This of course is from a long line of Joe telling people not to vote for him:

In May, Biden said if people believe that he’s a rapist, they shouldn’t vote for him:

“They should vote their heart and if they believe Tara Reade they probably shouldn’t vote for me. I wouldn’t vote for me if I believed Tara Reade,” said Biden.

In February, Biden told people they should vote for “the other Biden” whoever that is:

“My name’s Joe Biden and I’m a democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see, help out, if not vote for the other Biden,” said Biden.

In January, Biden got mad at a democratic voter for asking his position on global warming:

“You have to go vote for someone else,” said Biden.

In November of last year, Biden told a Hispanic immigration activist to vote for Trump:

“You should vote for Trump then,” Biden scolded.

In September of last year, Biden refused to give people any reason to vote for him. Check out this exchange:

“But why should people want to make a change, though?” asked the reporter.

“Well, that’s up to them to decide,” said Biden.

“Why should they?” the reporter tried again.

“That’s for them to decide,” repeated Biden.

“Well, make your case,” said the reporter.

“I’m not going to,” exclaimed Biden.

Okay, we get it, We should vote for someone else.

The amazing thing here is that Joe Biden has the entire liberal media running interference for him. He has a set of handlers that tell him what to say through an earpiece, notes, and a teleprompter. His handlers only let him answer soft-ball questions from freindly pre-approved liberal media sources. And yet, he still manages to f*ck it up every time.

That, my friends, is the real reason why you should probably vote for someone else. This guy is far too incompetent to be running the most powerful country on the world.