Back in 2016 almost every liberal celebrity swore they would leave America if Trump won. After he kicked Hillary Clinton’s ass, not a single one followed through with their promise. Maybe they have learned something because this time around, there’s not too many celebrities threatening to leave. Tommy Lee, Motley Crue’s drummer, is a slow learner so he’s putting his credibility on the line by swearing he will bolt if President Trump wins reelection. For some reason this clown doesn’t understand that it’s just more motivation to vote for Trump.
Lee took time off from doing nothing to do an interview with The Big Issue. With zero relevance and even less intelligence, naturally the topic of discussion was Lee’s political views. He was asked what he thought about 4 more years of Donald J. Trump:
“Dude, I swear to god if that happens then I’m coming over to visit the UK. I’m out of here. I’ll go back to my motherland, go back to go Greece and get a house on one of the islands,” said Lee.
Does Greece have an island called Hepatitos?
It turns out Lee actually was born in Anthens and lived there for a year before moving to California. His mother is from Greece and he’s a greasy scumbag so he’d fit right in with all the plate breaking and buttf*cking.
Considering that Lee thinks he’s black, he should go big and bail to his appropriated motherland of Africa. I’m sure they’d love him there.
Lee’s bold talk also came with a healthy does of lack of self-awareness:
“The thing that stings the most is that I feel like we’re embarrassing. I feel like people in Europe and the rest of the world look at America and think: ‘What the fuck are you guys doing over there? Stop voting for celebrities and get someone real to run the country,’” Lee said.
Technically Lee is an expert on being an embarrassment, but come on. The dude used to have a swastika tattoo and beat the crap out of a Jewish guy. And that came after he beat the crap out of his wife at the time Pam Anderson while she was holding their young son.
Also, who gives a shit what Europe thinks? Was there ever a time they didn’t look down their noses at us? The point of the United States of America isn’t to impress snooty Europeans, it’s to be better and more free than them and we have achieved that nicely.
I can’t even imagine who Tommy Lee thinks would be a “real” person to run the country. Even he can’t be wasted enough to think that Joe Biden can handle it. Plus, I’m almost certain he’s a convicted felon and can’t vote, so his opinion matters even less.
The odds-makers don’t think there’s much of a chance that Lee will move to Greece when Donald Trump wins reelection. First, he’s a liberal crybaby and they never follow through on their empty temper tantrum threats. Second, he’s a member of Motley Crue, who signed a contract to never perform together again only to break that legal promise because they needed the money.
Maybe the funniest thing about this is that Lee has no idea that all of the 60-year-old heshers and balding mullet aficionados who make up Motley Crue’s fan base are hardcore Trump supporters. Every time he performs with his band, the entire crowd is made up of people who put Trump in the White House and will do it again in November.
