Stealth Campaign: Joe Biden Crawls Back Into His Basement Bunker Until After The Debate

Joe Biden does a lot better when he doesn’t speak or interact with the public so his handlers have decided he will crawl back into his basement bunker until after the last presidential debate on Thursday. In addition to keeping the public from seeing Biden’s cognitive decline, no pesky reporters can ask him about his crackhead son’s laptop or the e-mails that implicate Joe in massive corruption. If his string-pullers were smart, they’d keep him in basement until after the election. Nothing good comes from him speaking.

The NY Post reports:

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is back at his Wilmington, Del., home and will not return to the campaign trail until after his face-off with President Trump at Thursday night’s debate.

The former vice president landed in his home state Sunday evening after campaigning in North Carolina, after which the Biden campaign called a lid.

“Calling a lid” refers to a candidate or campaign indicating to the press that they will not be holding any more events, usually for the day.

Really? It’s two weeks until the election and he’s essentially taking a week off? Man, his people must be terrified of what might happen if he tries campaigning or interviewing.

The Post reports that Biden is intensely preparing for the next debate and can’t spare any time to convince people he’s mentally fit enough to run the most powerful country in the world.

I wonder if they are pumping him full of debate-enhancing drugs and if so, do those things exist?

My guess is they actually placed him in a medically-induced coma to preserve what little is left of his brain and to stop any further deterioration. Either that or they are wiring him up so a handler can control him remotely and make it seem like his walking and talking.

I guess maybe it’s not that big of a loss. Biden’s campaign “rallies” consist of him reading off of a teleprompter in an empty warehouse or gym for 15 minutes and then taking a couple of pre-approved questions from friendly journalists.

Seriously, how is Joe Biden leading in the polls? Who is actually supporting this guy because you don’t see them coming out to his campaign stops. When Biden gives a speech, there isn’t one single person cheering him on. President Trump just went to deep-blue California and thousands of people came out to support him.

Believe it or not there is a perfectly logical explanation for the glaring enthusiasm gap between the candidates. The majority of votes Biden will receive are coming form dead people, illegal aliens, and fraudulently harvest ballots. Biden doesn’t get big rally crowds because his voters only exist in the democratic party’s illegal scheme to steal the election. If Biden were really up by double digits, you’d expect that he could at least get a few people to show up to one of his poorly scripted campaign stops.

The good news here is that Biden is able to huddle in his basement bunker instead of running an honest campaign because some black woman stacked the grocery shelves. Of course if that black woman doesn’t vote for Joe, she will no longer be black.