Dumb Libs Think Trump Said Actual Coyotes Are Smuggling Illegals

Never underestimate liberals’ incompetence, horribleness, and especially dumbness. In last night’s debate, President Trump mentioned that smugglers known as “coyotes” were bringing unattended children across the border. Liberals, itching to be outraged, think that Trump said actual coyotes were dragging in illegal alien children in their mouths.

During the debate Trump was asked about illegal alien children in U.S. custody that don’t seem to have any parents to be reunited with.

“Children are brought here by coyotes and lots of bad people, cartels, and they’re brought here and they used to use them to get into our country. We now have as strong a border as we’ve ever had,” said Trump.

“Coyote” has two definitions:

1. a wild dog that resembles the wolf, native to North America.

2. a person who smuggles Latin Americans across the US border, typically for a high fee.

It’s clear to everyone who isn’t an idiot that President Trump was referring to the second definition. Speaking of idiots…

David Hogg is one of those insufferable anti-gun Parkland, Florida teens that the liberal media has elevated to god-like policy makers. Here he demonstrates why Harvard was so keen to admit him:

It’s possible that Hogg doesn’t think Trump was saying actual coyotes were bringing in these kids but he certainly believes the President is insulting illegal alien parents. The fact that these kids were brought by smugglers and not their parents adds an extra dimension of stupid.

Next, there is Georgia state Rep. Dar’shun Kendrick who definitely does thinks Trump said actual coyotes are bringing kids across the border:

To answer her question, a coyote could pick up a small child in its mouth and carry it across the border. A better answer is however that Trump didn’t say actual coyotes are doing this.

Like any moron, when confronted with her idiocy, Kendrick doubled down on the stupidity. More than a few Tweet Peeps pointed out how badly she was misinterpreting President Trump.

Dumb people really have no idea how stupid they are. That this woman is an elected representative of the people shows that some Georgia voters are also equal as moronic.

While we are here, The Beatles were not insects trained ot play instruments, a drain snake is not a real python, and dog-earing a page doesn’t involve slamming Rover’s ear in a book.