Hunter Biden’s laptop is a horror show so terrifying that it has democrats, the liberal media, and big tech hiding under a blanket, pretending it’s not real and hoping it will go away. Here’s some other Halloween WTF? horror films that will haunt your nightmares. Proceed if you dare:
There’s something wildly entertaining about seeing something that isn’t physically there – and trying to figure out what is really going on.
Which could be why this Scottish woman’s photo – which features a mind-bending detail that at first glance looks rather rude – went instantly viral.
After getting ready for a rare night out, Connie White decided to capture a snap all dolled up for the occasion.
The 22-year-old posed in front of a giant statement mirror in her Falkirk apartment in the skin-tight red dress she was wearing on Saturday night – but little did she know she was subject to an epic photo fail.
As soon as she uploaded the photo to Instagram, a commenter pointed out there was something a little off with Connie’s cute picture.
The mirror behind had caught the reflection of Connie’s foot, which at first glance made it appear as if she had a “penis between her legs”.
Michelle Obama has a similar photo but it’s no illusion.
An evil girlfriend who grinned as she stabbed her lover to death in front of friends just weeks after biting his testicles has been jailed for 10 years.
Jealous Cordelia Farrell, 38, knifed her partner Wayne Coventry, 36, after they argued at his brother’s house.
The father-of-three – whose wounds were so severe he ‘didn’t stand a chance’ – was found dead at the property in Bromsgrove, Worcs., on October 14 last year.
She sparked a major police hunt after going on the run before handing herself into detectives five days later on October 19.
Farrell was cleared of murder but found guilty of manslaughter by unanimous verdict following a two-week trial at Worcester Crown Court.
The jury heard Farrell killed Mr Coventry just weeks after she bit and twisted his genitals ‘in a vice like grip’ in another brutal attack.
‘During the course of that assault Miss Farrell grabbed Mr Coventry by the testicles in both her hands and later dragged him around the flat by his testicles.
‘That of course caused him immense pain and swelling.
‘In the course of that attack she later bit his private parts.’
Two men have been charged in Oklahoma for allegedly illegally castrating a victim they had lured into the woods after the 28-year-old answered an online ad for discounted gender-affirming surgery.
The suspects were taken into custody after they showed up at a hospital in McAlester, Okla., to see the maimed victim, whom they had dropped off the day before.
The victim, whose identity has not been released, had suffered injuries to their genitals but was in stable condition on Wednesday, police said.
Bob Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42, were charged on Wednesday in connection with the incident, court records show.
The married suspects face charges of conspiracy to commit unlicensed surgery, performing unlicensed surgery, maiming, unlawful use of a communication facility, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, failure to bury a dead human member and three drug-related charges.
The victim looked up discounted castration and gender-affirming medical care online, then travelled to Oklahoma from Virginia via Dallas earlier this month, according to a police affidavit obtained by The Oklahoman newspaper. The 28-year-old drove to the suspects’ cabin in the woods of southeast Oklahoma, where the pair performed the surgery.
The victim was awake but the pubic area was anesthetized during the two-hour procedure, according to the affidavit. Allen allegedly performed the surgery on a covered dining room table with assistance from Gates, the victim said.
Afterward, Allen allegedly told the victim he would “consume the parts and laughed that he was a cannibal,” according to the court documents. The two men also allegedly tried to get the victim “to participate in cannibalism.”
Allen allegedly showed the victim photos of a freezer filled with human parts, and described other operations he’d performed over 15 years.
The victim claims that Allen spoke of leaving a “crazy” patient to “die overnight” on one occasion, according to the affidavit.
Authorities say they searched the cabin and found “what appeared to be testicles” in a freezer in the bedroom. The suspects were arrested at the hospital while police searched their home on a warrant.
Politely decline if these guys ever put out a bowl of nuts.
A man investigating a homeowners’ association violation at a home was “bitten on the buttocks” by a German shepherd when he walked into the back yard of a Topaz Lane home. The man required no medical attention.
He told police that the dog was on a 25-foot-long leash at the time of the incident.
The homeowner told police that she was in her back yard when “a man she had never seen before walked through her yard and startled her and her dog,” reports said. The dog reportedly ran after the man and “nipped him on the buttocks” before the owner could grab the leash and gain control of the dog.
The victim called police and the responding officer told both parties that this was a civil matter. No criminal citations were issued.
That’ll teach male-Karen not to butt in on other people’s business.
Tigerlilly Shelton, a 26-year-old model and entrepreneur from Austin, Texas, plans on showing off her new X-rated anal tattoo to her donors as a thank you for fronting her the money.
‘I’ve always funded my own tattoos, but, recently, I wanted to find a way to give back to my fans so I set up a crowdfunding for my upcoming anal tattoo,’ she explained.
‘In exchange for funding the tattoo, supporters can get a video of the finished look. It’s a fun way to interact with my fans and followers on my adult site.’
…Tigerlilly has spent around $30,000 inking over 80 per cent of her body, including her face, ribs, and solar plexus.
Having just finished her first-ever crowdfunding campaign, Tigerlilly will reward fans who donated money to pay for her anal tattoo with an exclusive picture of the finished look. The design consists of a few cherry blossoms.
The deceased has been identified as Mahir Uddin, a labourer of the Mahiganj area in Rangpur city.
On Wednesday, Rafiqul, another labourer and co-worker of the victim Mahir, had a dispute over a trivial matter while they were working in Mahiganj area. At one point during their argument, Rafiqul pumped air through Mahir’s rectum with a blower machine, said police.
Being severely injured from the incident, Mahir was admitted into Rangpur Medical College and Hospital for treatment.
Dr Anwarul Islam Chowdhury, a doctor of the surgery department at the hospital, said both kidney’s of Mahir had not been functioning since the incident. Most of his organs functioned very little. He died on life support at the Intensive Care Unit of the hospital.
Rehan Baig, 37, was arrested after a tip-off that he had images of child abuse. As well as the material involving children as young as six, investigators also found pictures of Baig and his wife Haleema, 38, carrying out sex acts on a dog and footage of him with the chickens – including one that was dead.
The clips were saved in a file called ‘Family Vids’ and were described in court as ‘first-generation, homemade movies’ featuring the couple performing bestiality. Some of them were ‘of some duration in length’.
Among the files they found were pictures of two dead chickens on the floor of their cellar and Rehan Baig putting one of the dead animals in a binbag.
The chickens, which had started out as family pets, all died as a result of Mr Baig’s bestiality.
According to the St. Landry Parish Sheriff’s Office, 33-year-old Rachael Lynn Tresner of Opelousas has been arrested on one count of cruelty to persons with infirmities for allegedly mistreating an infirmed adult/disabled person.
It is alleged that the victim, who was unable to care for herself, was left alone by her Tresner for an extended amount of time, and that she left two of her three children with the victim at a residence that was on generator power.
The victim, was unable to get out of bed without assistance and had nothing to eat, a press release states.
During the investigation, it was learned that Tresner left the residence at 9:30 am to bring one of her children to an appointment and did not return with her juvenile child until 11:45 am.
And then at approximately 12 noon Tresner quit her job and left the residence with her three children.
When questioned, Tresner admitted to being the victim’s caretaker and admitted that she left the victim alone and was not planning to return due to being cussed at by the victim, according to detectives.
She further admitted that her children left trash throughout the residence and a trail of human feces on the floor from the bedroom to the bathroom.
Thanks to ObamaCare, people are used to shitty health care.
The Dalton Police Department hopes you are able to identify a man who they say was caught on camera acting inappropriately. Police say he exposed his genitals and appeared to masturbate near a table where some teenage girls were sitting.
Police say the incident happened at the Panera Restaurant on Walnut Avenue on September 29th, but wasn’t reported until October 5th.
DPD spokesman Bruce Frazier says a 14-year-old girl reported the incident. She told investigators she and a group of girls were studying at a table at about 11 a.m. when she noticed the suspect sitting at a nearby table.
She said that he was “acting creepy” and appeared to be taking pictures or video of the group with his phone.
She then told officers she noticed that the suspect’s shorts were pulled up and his penis was exposed and that he appeared to be pleasuring himself.
The victim told police that she did not draw attention to the man because she didn’t want to alarm her friends, but she did record him with her phone. After telling her parents about the incident, they later decided to report the incident to police.
Anyone who recognizes him is asked to please contact Detective Aaron Simpson at 706-278-9085, extension 9-253.
A drunken Florida man squashed his girlfriend with a pumpkin – then flung its pulpy innards at her after she asked him to leave their home, according to a report.
Nathan Garisto, 26, was arrested on a domestic battery charge for the ghoulish gourd attack about 2 a.m. Monday…
When cops arrived at the home in Largo, the woman was “covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp,” police said.
Garisto was “heavily intoxicated while engaged in a verbal argument with his girlfriend,” the complaint said.
He claimed he only “threw the pumpkin at the sliding doors,” and not at his girlfriend, according to the complaint.
Garisto pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge and was ordered by a judge to wear an alcohol monitor as part of his bond conditions.
When you are so drunk you think you’re the Headless Horseman.
The noodles, which were kept in the freezer for over a year, contained fermented corn flour, which poisoned the family with bongrekik acid.
Seven adults, from the city of Jixi in China’s northeastern province of Heilongjiang, died on October 10 after eating the dish called Suantangzi, a local Chinese delicacy, five days earlier.
The final surviving family member who ate the soup, a woman named locally as Li, died on Monday…
Luckily, three children who had been served the corn noodle meal at the family occasion had refused to eat it because they didn’t like the taste.
Gao Fei, director of food safety at the Heilongjiang Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, told China News Service that bongkrek acid poisoning is often fatal.
A severed finger pointed deputies to a suspect Thursday during an investigation into a recent theft in Tennessee.
The Anderson County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a stolen log splitter at a property where the severed finger was found along with a cell phone, tools and other items.
Detectives found that Hugh Seeber had been dropped off at Methodist Medical Center with a missing finger. The 50-year-old was then transported to the University of Tennessee Medical Center in Knoxville for treatment.
Anderson County Detective Sean Flynn met him there, taking the severed finger with him.
Seeber was later charged with felony theft of property.
4-finger discount? Bonus joke: Good thing he didn’t steal a penis pump.
A Florida woman who refused to give her correct name to law enforcement officials may have had more success if she hadn’t had her name tattooed in large letters across her back.
Melinda Lynn Guerrero was arrested on the evening of Wednesday, October 14, when she refused to leave a petrol station in the town of St. Petersburg, Pinellas County, Florida.
Guerrero refused to reveal her name to arresting officers, according to a police report. The police asked her “multiple times,” but “defendant repeatedly said, ‘My name is My Butt Just Farted.”
But the master criminal had reckoned without a couple of giveaway details.
Firstly, her photo and fingerprints are on record in connection with a series of arrests for minor offences over the past few years, mostly related to trespass and open container violations.
Secondly, Guerrero, 33, has the name “Guerrero” tattooed in large letters across her back.
You’ll be hard-pressed to find Anthony Weiner on a ballot again.
The disgraced ex-congressman guaranteed in an interview on Monday that his comeback won’t extend to politics.
“I am not going to be on the ballot anytime,” Weiner, 56, told NBC New York’s Andrew Siff.
The Post exclusively reported last month that the former Democratic pol had re-emerged as the CEO of a company that makes countertops out of broken glass.
Now a working stiff, Weiner — who quit his seat in Congress after he accidentally tweeted a lewd crotch shot of himself — said he’s no longer on social media and has dropped “a lot of bad habits,” while taking things “one day at a time.”
Two years after he left Congress, Weiner mounted a mayoral campaign that went down in flames amid a second sexting scandal while he was still married to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin — a flub that revealed his use of the online alias “Carlos Danger.”
Abedin, 44, filed for divorce in 2017 — the same day Weiner pleaded guilty to sexting a 15-year-old girl, capping his stunning fall from grace and landing him a 21-month prison sentence.
Weiner, now a registered sex offender, was spotted out with Abedin and their son Jordan on a stroll through Manhattan last month.
Do we really need all of the dick puns for a guy whose name is “Weiner?”
GEMMA Collins admitted that her two stone boobs are “killing her” and she is planning to have breast reduction surgery.
The 39-year-old reality star said that her chest is so heavy and painful she has resorted to massaging her boobs three times a day.
The Towie icon is desperate to get breast uplift surgery after revealing that they weight a staggering two stone.
Gemma visited her plastic surgeon Dr Frati on London’s Harley Street to discuss going under the knife.
On Tuesday’s episode of her reality show Diva Forever and Ever, she told her doctor: “I need them massaged three times a day, they’re killing me.”
She continued “For 39 years these have been a big part of me – my breasts – but they’re not gonna be for the next.”
The telly favourite is keen to get the surgery done before she reaches 40 and would love to take measures to reverse the aging process starting with her boobs.
