You would think with all the cozy business relationships Hunter Biden, son of Crazy Joe, has with China, they’d be nicer to him. A Chinese state TV outlet has released the crack smoking sex video found on his abandoned laptop and all I can say is “gross.” Don’t worry, the video is not imbedded here, so you can at least read the article without losing your lunch.
I can’t stress it enough that I’m not imbedding the video on this website. It won’t stop me from getting flagged, but I’m refraining from showing it as a courtesy to Def-Con News readers.
Earlier this month it was revealed that Hunter Biden abandoned a laptop at a Delaware computer shop just miles from Papa Joe’s house. It contained damning emails that implicated Joe Biden in pay-to-play corruption schemes and kickbacks from countries like Ukraine and China.
Maybe because Joe has been pretending that he’s tough on China and the commies don’t like his tone, the once friendly dictatorship took the unusual step of embarrassing him. China’s GTV posted the video online. You can see it here if you must, but I warn against it.
Unfortunately I did watch it and I’ll never be okay again. I’ll save you the trauma and give you a rundown:
It’s Hunter Biden smoking crack and then getting a blowjob from a female who may or may not be of legal age. Actually the blowjob gets broken up several times so the female can give Hunter a foot job. Yeah, he’s into crack and feet. Also, Hunter could stand to do some situps.
There may be way more that I missed in this horrifying video, but I didn’t actually watch the whole thing or even with the sound on. I kind of skipped around randomly, cursing my decision to watch it. It’s like looking at a bloody accident if it also contained Hunter Biden’s wang.
Gateway Pundit broke this story, but they also had an even funnier one:
Google Searches for ‘Can I Change My Vote’ Spike Following Hunter Biden Sex Tape Release
Searches for “can I change my vote” surged on Sunday evening following the bombshell sex tape and email leaks from Hunter Biden’s laptop, including in the crucial swing state Pennsylvania.
While Google Trends does not provide the exact number of searches, they index them on a scale of 1-100 based on the number of searches above the average.
When looking at interest by region, Utah, Idaho and Pennsylvania had the most searches, respectively, followed by New Mexico, Michigan, Arizona, Missouri, Nevada, Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Interest in people changing their votes surged just before 11 p.m., as Hunter Biden’s laptop contents began to go viral. They included sex tapes, elicit photos, footage of him smoking crack with what appears to be prostitutes, and more.
Yet another reason why early voting is stupid. Lots of things can change in a couple of weeks, and some people have been voting for a month now. What’s the point of having an actual election day if people can vote months in advance?
Hopefully you took my advice and didn’t watch the video but if you did, I suggest some eye bleach and 12 shots of whiskey to help you forget.
