It may be Election Day but that doesn’t mean that Joe Biden isn’t done trying to convince people he’s as sharp as a tack. Today in Philly he introduced one of his granddaughters as his dead son Beau. If that wasn’t enough to convince undecided voters that he’s at the top of his game, Joe also told a story about how he used to play with black kids, which he described as being like the movie The Green Mile.
I think the real purpose of the Joe Biden campaign is to see how many people he can make regret voting for him. Here’s another attempt by Biden to get #Canichangemyvote trending:
Joe Biden introduces his granddaughter by saying, “This is my son, Beau Biden.” … “This is my granddaughter, Natalie. No wait, no wait. We got the wrong one…” pic.twitter.com/stwEctS4Cf
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) November 3, 2020
Joe Biden wrapped his arm around his granddaughter Finnegan and proclaimed:
“This is my son Beau Biden who a lot of you helped elect to Senate in Delaware,” said Biden.
Beau Biden died from cancer and he was never elected to the Senate. Joe tried again:
“This is my granddaughter Natalie,” Biden said.
Nope, that was Finnegan.
After seeing dead people like in The Sixth Sense, Biden tried to magically heal scrotums like in The Green Mile:
Biden: “I had a job with a nice country club kind of pool as a lifeguard .. I played ball with a lot of great black athletes but I didn’t know them. I mean, we knew each other. They were friends. But I didn’t know them. And it was a great education. It was like the Green Mile.” pic.twitter.com/l5CeRN9Lue
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 3, 2020
“I knew I played ball with a lot of great black athletes but I knew I didn’t know them. I mean we knew each other, we were friends but I don’t know them and it was a great education. It was like The Green Mile you know, did you see the movie, well it’s like that,” said Biden.
For a statement that contains the words “knew” and “know” 4 times, it sure doesn’t come across like Biden knows what the hell he’s talking about.
This is what I got out of Biden’s insanity: He used to play ball, presumably a sport and not some sort of homosexual thing, with great black athletes who he didn’t know, was friends with, but didn’t know and it was a great education just like the movie The Green Mile.
The Green Mile is about a giant magical black man accused of a brutal murder who cures a Tom Hanks’ crotch issues and brings a mouse back to life before being executed. That seems wildly different from what Biden described, but dementia doesn’t that to a person.
Interestingly enough, both The Green Mile and The Sixth Sense were released in 1999 and maybe that’s what year Joe thinks it is. In 1999 Beau Biden was still alive and Joe was a Senator, an office he often claims he is running for in 2020. That still doesn’t explain playing ball with black guys he didn’t know, but maybe there was a Congressional baseball game in 1999 and Biden was on a team with Maxine Waters. She’s a guy, right?
Now that it’s Election Day, Biden has clearly stop taking his medication because he’s worse than ever. It’s still not too late to vote for Trump, because Joe Biden’s brain is fetid mush and it ain’t going to get any better.
