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Liberal Celebrities Think Gross Nudity Helps Joe Biden

Liberal Celebrities Think Gross Nudity Helps Joe Biden

Celebrities in general skew liberal and they also think that the rest of us give a crap about their political opinions. They are wrong on that and they’re even more wrong to think their gross nude pictures are swaying our votes. Used up alcoholic skank Chelsea Handler and Hindenburg rapper Lizzo posted pix with too much skin in hopes of encouraging support for Joe Biden. Instead, there is a run on eye-bleach and the suicide hotlines are jammed.

Turn back now if you have a weak stomach because what comes below cannot be unseen. There is a palate cleanser at the end, but it might not be enough to help recover from these horrors:

Hey look at that. Chelsea Handler voted twice. Isn’t that a federal felony? Maybe not in California where she lives. Including Rat Boy Micheal Cohen’s illegal vote for Biden in New York and the democratic party voter fraud network seems to be kicking into high gear.

With her saggies dangling like fried eggs hanging on a hook, Handler not only predicts a big win for Joe Biden but also demands that people in Michigan be banned from exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. What a worthless piece of shit she is.

Also, put it back on! You’re an embarrassment.

Going from old and gabby to bold and flabby, here’s Lizzo to scare you into voting for Joe:

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When I think of this country I don’t think of its laws I think of its people. I think about how we were raised to be patriotic of violence, propaganda & war. I think about how this country is owned by the oppressor and how the oppressed are locked in a valley of capitalism. But I also think of the young people who refuse to be spoon fed mistruths. I think of the elders who bucked against hateful prejudices even when it felt impossible…. Because of you, I’m still hopeful. I believe in a country that teaches the true history so we can better understand where we live and how we can do better. I believe in a country that listens to the cries of the protester and doesn’t politicize death. I believe in restoration of this beautiful land and respecting the communities of people who owned America before colonizers renamed it. I believe in fairness, equality, a complete removal of religion in places where it does not belong. Let religion live in the churches and places of worship… the quiet prayer rooms, the joyful congregations.. and out of Congress. I believe in so much, and if I believe it one day I can see it. It may not be tomorrow it may not be today, but it will be one day if we stay activated. We the people, ALL the people, deserve it. Today’s the last day to vote. Stay in line, stay determined and thank YOU for voting.

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That seems like a lot more than one vote as well. I’m not sure if they count votes by the pound but if they do Biden is picking up a lot of fraudulent votes here.

It’s perplexing at how these two think semi-nude pictures are going to get anyone to vote for Joe Biden. If they had issued a threat over the weekend to vote for Joe or they’d unleash this grotesque display, that might have been effective but this is terrible.

Finally we have Kate Beckinsale, who isn’t necessarily trying to get you to vote for Joe but is a celebrity so is probably a liberal. In any case, at least she’s easy on the eyes:

I’ll take Kate Beckinsale in a “VOTE” bra over a fully clothed Chelsea Handler being eclipsed by Lizzo in a Big Top Circus tent any day.

So we have reached the point where liberal celebrities have figured out that no one really cares about their political options so they’re whipping out their kitties for attention. Not all attention is positive, by the way.