Following the highly successful Million MAGA March in Washington D.C. on Saturday, there was widespread violence as Black lIves Matter and Antifa sucker punched Trump supporters. It wasn’t all bad news however as one dumbass crashed his car while trying to steal a Trump flag. I don’t know why they say “Karma is a bitch” because she seems pretty cool to me.
Here’s one of the most satisfying videos I’ve ever seen:
Man tries to steal Trump flag. What happens next is beautiful. pic.twitter.com/YIXwTsKBC5
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 15, 2020
As you can see, this moron was talking shit from his eco-friendly vehicle, when he tried to grab a Trump flag. Not only didn’t he get the flag, he crashed his car into a light pole, which probably means it’s totaled. In fact, the guy tried to start his car to escape but it wouldn’t turn over. Man, they really make those things like shit.
Since his set of principals resulted in him crashing his vehicle, it’s entirely accurate to say that his karma ran over his dogma.
What makes it better is that idiot would-be flag thief calls the Trump supporter a “stupid asshole” just before wrecking his car.
After the humiliating dose of cosmic justice, the guy tried to save a little face:
“It’s unfortunate that it happened,” he said. “I was the one not paying attention, know what I mean?”
Actually, what really makes it better is that police show up instantly and arrest the guy. Apperanetly before trying to steal the Trump flag, he spit on a Trump supporter. The DC Metro PD wouldn’t do anything about Antifa sucker punching old people and assaulting women and children, but they will take a spitting car-crasher into custody.
In related news, another leftist hater at the Million MAGA March was outed as a journalism student. The Post Millennial reports:
The Post Millennial has identified a Black Lives Matter protester and journalist filmed assaulting Trump-supporters after the “Million MAGA March” on Saturday in Washington, DC
Brittany S. McAlister, 29, of Washington, DC, was caught on viral video assaulting at least two individuals. She is a third-year journalism student at Howard University and works as a freelance journalist.
Now you understand where the liberal media bias comes from.
In the first assault caught on video later retweeted by President Trump, McAlister kicked an unconscious man on the ground after he was sucker-punched by Kenneth Wayne DeBerry, who was arrested and charged. She was holding a camera at the time.
BREAKING – Multiple Trump supporters assaulted by pro-BLM supporters in Washington D.C. One of the supporters assaulted was brutally knocked out. The scene is chaotic right now #MillionMAGAMarch pic.twitter.com/2Gjl8WC8Z0
— Jorge Ventura Media (@VenturaReport) November 14, 2020
Soon after, she sprinted up behind a woman carrying an American flag and punched her in the head before running away.
A protester rushes up and punches a Trump supporter from behind as they chase her away from Black Lives Matter Plaza #DCProtests #MarchForTrump #BLM pic.twitter.com/UywPGPbO05
— Brendan Gutenschwager (@BGOnTheScene) November 14, 2020
While karma hasn’t caught up with Britany McAlister as fast as it did with car crash guy, it will eventually get her.
She has yet to be arrested. The Metropolitan Police Department did release a photo of McAlister, soliciting tips from the public to identify her.
There you go, DCMP, she’s been identified. Now go arrest her.
The only problem I see here is that sucker punching female Trump supporters is probably worth extra credit at Howard University.
