In the Bronx they like telling “Yo mama is so stupid” jokes, but now that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is their representative they tell “Yo congresswoman is so stupid” jokes. And in fact, AOC is so stupid she has no idea what food, medicine or taxes are. It would be a better joke if she wasn’t an actual member of the U.S. House of Representatives.
First up, the latest reason why people will be moving out of New York:
Under a new proposed bill, New York City residents would be required to pay a $3 surcharge on packages they ordered online, with the exception for medicine and food. https://t.co/Ee3AalcNKQ
— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) December 8, 2020
With the Metropolitan Transportation Authority facing a budget crisis, New Yorkers may have to dig into their pockets to help out.
Under a new proposed bill, New York City residents would be required to pay a $3 surcharge on packages they ordered online, with the exception for medicine and food.
Assemblyman Robert Carroll, who proposed the bill, says the online shopping fee would raise more than $1 billion a year “to fund the operating costs of buses and subways in the city of New York.” (my emphasis)
Please make note that this ridiculous new tax burden exempts food and medicine because AOC sure didn’t:
You know why all this backlash happens when we say “Tax the Rich?”
Because the unquestionable norm is to tax the poor & working class.
Maybe instead of taxing people who need baby formula and essential goods, we tax those who have profited billions from a global pandemic? https://t.co/daAXNMAQD0
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 8, 2020
Fact-check: baby formula is food, which is exempt from this tax.
Fact-check: essential goods are food and medicine, which are exempt from this tax.
Fact-check: AOC literally has no idea what food and medicine are, which should make her exempt form serving in Congress.
She also apparently doesn’t know what taxes are because she is under them impression that the rich don’t currently pay them. According to the Brookings Institute and the Congressional Budget Office, the rich not only pay plenty of taxes but also more than their fair share:
The rich generally pay more of their incomes in taxes than the rest of us. The top fifth of households got 54% of all income and paid 69% of federal taxes; the top 1% got 16% of the income and paid 25% of all federal taxes, according to the CBO.
The big news of today is that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is a big dummy. Actually, that’s not big or news as she’s been showing off her lack of intelligence since she hit the scene a couple of years ago.
In that spirit, here’s some of the jokes they are telling in her district:
Yo Rep’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Rep’s so stupid, when she was driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.
Yo Rep’s so stupid she brought a super-spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Rep’s so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo Rep’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Rep’s so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Yo Rep’s so stupid she thinks people should travel by train from Hawaii to the mainland to stop global warming.
Oh wait, that last one is true as detailed in her Green New Deal socialist take-over of the United States.
