Do Any Of You Crazy F*ckers Want To Write For Def-Con News?

The pay sucks because it’s non-existent and the benefits are worse because they also don’t exist but you might get put on a list for cancellation from the liberal purge of conservatives from all facets of society. Besides that, writing for Def-Con News is awesome.

The only requirements are: 1) you must be able to figure out how to use WordPress, which is simple and I’ll walk you through it and 2) you can’t be on William Munny’s shit list.

I know a lot of our regular readers have some strong, great, and hilarious opinions, so If you are interested in writing for us, hit me up at info@defconnews.com

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