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Bill’s Nap And Bernie’s Mittens Overshadow Biden’s Lame Inaugural Address

Bill’s Nap And Bernie’s Mittens Overshadow Biden’s Lame Inaugural Address

Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today and the excitement is palpable. Actually, I should have used the word “non-existent” instead of “palpable” because just like his campaign and election, nobody gives a rat’s ass. The proof is in the post-inauguration coverage in which all anyone can talk about is Bill Clinton falling asleep and Bernie Sanders’ giant mittens.

I didn’t watch Biden’s inaugural address because I don’t hate myself that much, but Sean Hannity described it like this:

“I’m going to be very blunt, honest, and objective here,” Hannity said. “It sounded like a student council president acceptance speech! Zero substance. No soaring rhetoric whatsoever. It’s like he half mumbles. I can’t even explain it. He looks tired. I can just see him about now saying, ‘I need a nap,’” said Hannity.

And speaking of naps, here was how Bill Clinton spent his time during Biden’s speech:

That’s not just a still shot where the camera captured Bill the moment he blinked. He was really asleep:

How much do you want to bet Bill was dreaming of being on Jeffrey Epstein’s Rape Island? In related news, Bill apparently was wearing little girl panties on his face at the inauguration:

Is that Bill hanging out with Supreme Court Justice John Roberts? It’s an almost certainty that he was dreaming about Epstein’s Rape Island, because both of these guys have been frequent visitors.

While Bill wearing girls panties was a bold fashion statement, nobody knocked the crowd out more than Bernie Sanders and his giant mittens:

While everyone else dressed up for the event, Bernie looked like he was on his way to the post office. In fact, he clearly brought something he intends to mail.

Much like Bill, Bernie didn’t care much for Joe Biden’s inaugural address:

Is it weird that nobody wanted to sit next him?

I have a feeling that socialist Bernie Sanders will soon be selling those mittens for 75 bucks a pop.

Bill and Bernie definitely overshadowed Biden’s inauguration but they were also foreshadowing his presidency. The liberal media is going to take a 4 year nap during Biden’s reign of uselessness, just like they did when Obama was president. They will also be treating the Biden administration with kid gloves, or kid mittens if you will, the same way they were careful not to report anything upsetting during the Obama years.