Here at Def-Con News we’ve been wondering what would happen to liberals suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome now that Trump has left office. What will replace their unnatural fear and obsession with a man the people elected to be President of the United States? I don’t know about the rest of the loonies, but it appears Chelsea Handler’s TDS has turned into a severe case of Biden Sudden Hysterical Insane Tremors, or Biden SHITS if you will.
Whenever I cover Chelsea Handler some of our readers will comment that they have no idea who this insane woman is. The best way I can describe her is someone who briefly had an unwatched talkshow on E! and is for some inexplicable reason, extremely wealthy. She’s also a noted alcoholic and liberal lunatic.
The proof? This is how she celebrated Biden’s inauguration today. Don’t worry, her saggy boobs are censored:
Today is a day to celebrate. pic.twitter.com/lecjDQuYlG
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 20, 2021
It’s unclear how Chelsea Handler’s old lady boobs are a celebration of Joe Biden’s stolen presidency. It actually seems like more of a punishment, not just for the 75 million Americans who voted for Trump, but everybody in this country. Fireworks are a celebration, not a couple of fried eggs hanging off of nails.
You may remember that just prior to the election, Handler also flashed her tube socks full of sour milk:
There’s a lot of question here, but the most important one is: What must we do to get her to keep her shirt on? I say this as someone who has a fine appreciation for the female breast, but she is positively gross.
Handler is so far gone, or up Biden’s ass, that she thinks today is the rebirth of our nation:
Happy birthday, America. Today is the day we make the promise and commitment to do better than our best. We are strong, we said no to corruption, and we said yes to justice, love, and righteousness. Have a great fucking day.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 20, 2021
She does realize that Biden is the swampiest most corrupt guy to ever hold the position of U.S. President, right? I guess when you are swooning from Biden SHITS you can’t see things for what they are. The same way TDS and the dark side cloud one’s vision.
Also, she’s really setting the bar low for a Biden presidency. He is terrible and his best is anyone else’s worst, so she only expects him to do a little better than his best which is the shit plus one formula.
So to answer the question of what happens to TDS-suffering liberals now that Trump has left office: they will continue to be insane. These are emotionally broken people. They were that way before Trump took office and they’ll be that way after he’s gone. Joe Biden is not the cure for anything so the only thing his presidency will do is maintain the status quo for liberal insanity.
