Pence’s Plea To Trump: “Please Don’t Have Me Whacked!”

Former Vice President Mike Pence on Wednesday made two appeals—one subtle, one direct, as reported by Michael Baxter on Real Raw News.

In a concern for honesty, I must tell you upfront I find this article reads like political satire and I’m not quite sure whether to believe it or not. I encourage you to read it then ask yourself whether you find any of this credible? Do you think Mike Pence is remorseful? Do you believe he is experiencing shame? How about a need to apologize for his actions? And perhaps fear for his freedom and his life?

Pence appealed to his former boss in hopes of tempering the relentless fury President Trump has harbored for him ever since Pence presided over the January 6th Electoral Certification process. On that day, the President branded Pence a traitor, a stigma that compelled him to seek shelter outside the United States.

 

As reported previously, Pence has been jet setting across the planet looking for political asylum in a non-extradition country. Sources privy to Pence’s travel itinerary told RRN that he had filed asylum paperwork in Qatar, Vatican City, Bahrain, Ukraine and, yes, Russia, but each request was denied or left in limbo, ostensibly because the leaders of those nations think that Trump will soon regain power and regard with disfavor any country that grants Pence sanctuary.

A State Department source familiar with Pence’s travels told RRN that world leaders do not want to anger Donald Trump.

“Public statements aside, most persons of political importance in other nations do believe Biden stole the election. They also believe that Trump will soon prove that and overturn the election, a move that would once again put him in the Oval Office. Trump’s influence stretches everywhere, and none of the people, not even Vladimir Putin, want to deal with Trump’s wrath. If they give Pence sanctuary, they think Trump, once back in office, will heavily sanction them, or worse. Mike [Pence] is running out of options,” the source said.

Pence had nearly struck an asylum deal with Qatari Prime Minister Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani, who had a last-minute change of heart and personally telephoned Pence to deliver the sad news.

“Pence had packed his bags and was ready to go. Al Thani said something had come up, that Pence couldn’t live in Qatar. And that was that. Mike feels the walls closing in around him, the noose tightening, that’s why he tried to apologize to Trump,” our source said.

On Wednesday afternoon, Pence made an impromptu call to Fox News’s Laura Ingraham show, the Ingraham Angle, to lament the death of conservative giant Rush Limbaugh. His comments, though directed at Limbaugh, held a subliminal message for Trump, our source said.

“When Pence mentioned to Ingraham about Rush being among the most generous men he’d ever known, and having a huge and charitable heart, well, that statement was meant for Trump, too. Mike wasn’t’ even in country when he made that call; he was in Germany. He’s barely set foot on American soil since Jan 6. He is dreadfully afraid. That’s why he also sent Trump a letter apologizing for his behavior at the Electoral College certification,” our source said.

The source claimed Pence, before sending Trump the letter, read part of it to him aloud.

“Dear Mr. President: You are justifiably angry at me for my participation in helping to seat Joe Biden in the White House. As you know, I’ve spent little time at home, concerned partly because I fear your wrath, and partly because I fear the wrath of your supporters who consider me a traitor. If I could redo that day, I would, but now I must accept the consequences of my actions. I apologize for betraying you, my commander-in-chief and friend. I ask you to consider at least the four years I spent beside you, defending you from onslaught after onslaught of relentless attack. I apologize for allowing myself to be swayed by public opinion, and for allowing Democrats to cloud my judgement. There is no contrition for my crimes, and I can only imagine the depth of your disappointment. I know you can never forget my transgressions, but can you forgive? I promise, from this day forward, to help right my wrongs; I want to correct my mistakes. Remember the day we watched Goodfellas in the Oval and laughed as Tommy got whacked in the end. We joked about people we thought needed to be whacked. Please don’t have me whacked…” the letter read.

RRN reached out to a Mar-a-Lago source involved in Trump’s plan to depose Biden and retake the White House. Asked if Trump harbored murderous sentiment toward Pence, he said, “Pence is acting like a big cry baby. Trump is not Obama. He is not Killary Clinton. He doesn’t go around having people killed just because he’s angry at them. Trump wouldn’t have him killed, but he’d probably send Pence to GITMO for a good, long time.”

What say you Def-Con News readers? Does this article read like political satire? It doesn’t necessarily consist of humor or irony, but corruption, ridicule, and exaggeration are all here. I believe we have the makings of a not-half-bad one act play. This is some pretty crazy writing, to say the least. Do you believe there is any semblance of truth in this article? Is Michael Baxter a credible writer or is this satire?