White House Says Illegal Alien Border Surge Is Due To Hurricanes

There is at the Southern border as a surge of third-world scumbags are flooding in but the White House doesn’t want to call it a surge or a crisis. Whatever they want to call it when masses of illegal aliens infiltrate our border, White House press secretary Jen Psaki assures us that there is a logical explanation for what it happening. It seems a couple of hurricane last year, and not Joe Biden’s open border policies, are what is driving the illegal immigration tsunami.

On Biden’s first day in office, he signed a bunch of executive orders that opened up the borders to illegal immigration. In a surprise to no one, this has results in a flood of illegal immigration. When a reporter asked Psaki what has caused this “non-crisis” she had the mutha of all bullshit answers:

“There are a couple of reasons why we think people are coming to the border. Of course individuals are fleeing countries where individuals and families are, you know, they’re fleeing prosecution,” started Psaki.

I think she meant to say “persecution” but this was a refreshing admission that the illegal aliens coming to this country are criminals fleeing the law in their home countries.

“The region has also experienced 2 hurricanes in the fall, putting further stress on the conditions in these countries and the circumstances that are facing these individuals,” Psaki said.

Here’s a fair follow-up question that wasn’t asked: If the current illegal alien surge is because of hurricanes last fall, why wasn’t their an illegal alien surge last fall?

The answer is because last fall Donald Trump was president and he locked the borders down tight. Now that illegitimate Joe is occupying the White House, he’s put out the welcome mat for illegal immigration.

This hurricane excuse is an official Biden administration load of crap because White House border czar Roberta Jacobson backed Psaki up on it:

Holy shit! Biden wants to pay Central American countries $4 billion to keep their people from invading us? It would have been way cheaper to simply continue President Trump’s border security policies. Also it would have been way more effective because this Biden bribe won’t stop one single scumbag from coming here.

Speaking of which, Jacobson try to spin the White House bullshit even more by blaming Trump for the crisis at the border:

“We’ve seen surges before and surges tend to respond to hope and there was a significant hope for a more humane policy after 4 years of, you know, pent up demand,” said Jacobson.

While Jacobson was trying to take a shot at Trump all she really did was prove that his immigration policies were successful. She also accidentally admitted that Biden’s immigration policies have invited illegal immigrants because he’s giving them hope.

It is mind-blowing that the liberal media can be told that hurricanes are the reason why our country is being flooded with illegal aliens and they don’t question it one bit. Since this was such a roaring success look for “hurricanes” to be the excuse for everything:

Why is gas so expensive?

Hurricanes!

Why can’t vaccinated people stop wearing masks?

Hurricanes, bitches!

Where’s my $2,000 check?

I said hurricanes, motherf*ckers!