Tentacle Porn Guy Thinks Boulder Shooting Was ‘Anti-Masker Violence’

There was a shooting at a Boulder, Colorado grocery store that left 10 dead, including a police officer. The facts of the tragedy are not in yet, but it’s a given that the liberal media and democrats will exploit it to push gun control and probably pin it on right-wing extremism. One liberal, who likes to watch tentacle porn, is getting a jump on the fact-free speculation by claiming this was an incident of “anti-masker violence.”

Kurt Eichenwald used to write for Newsweek but is most famous for getting busted watching “tentacle porn” with his children. To say he has a credibility issue is an understatement but he’s working really hard to keep his reputation in the crapper. Here he is now:

Narrator: He seriously does hope this ends up being anti-masker violence.

Eichenwald is correct that that police took someone in custody who doesn’t appear to be wearing a mask:

Generally speaking, most people taken into custody are not wearing masks. Especially following a violent arrest. Does this mean the perpetrator committed an anti-mask crime? George Floyd wasn’t wearing a mask when he was arrested. How come Eichenwald never accused him of being an anti-masker?

In that picture of the person being taken into custody (police haven’t said he’s a suspect yet) the man is almost naked. Perhaps this was an example of anti-clothing violence. Maybe even anti-sit-ups violence, considering the beer belly.

We can take the fact-free speculation game even further with this detail from Fox News:

The Denver Post spoke to one witness who wished to remain anonymous. The witness said he was with a roommate about to leave the store when they spotted the gunman.

Anti-roommate violence?

KCNC-TV reported that family members were in line for the COVID-19 vaccine inside the store’s pharmacy at the time of the shooting.

Not anti-masker, but maybe anti-vaxxer.

One witness, who identified himself with his first name, David, told a reporter with Fox 31 Denver he was picking up sushi at the store and heard the gunshots ring out.

Sushi? Oh snap. This might be part of the wave of anti-Asian violence the liberal media has been trying to push. Actually, I’m almost certain the fake news industry will jump on this angle.

Ten people were killed, including a veteran police officer, during a mass shooting Monday inside a grocery store in Boulder, Colo., authorities said at a late news conference.

The officer was identified as Eric Talley, 51, who served on the force since 2010. He was the first officer at King Soopers, the crime scene, after the shooting occurred at about 2:30 p.m. His actions were called heroic.

A police officer was killed in this shooting, so why hasn’t Eichenwald considered it might be an anti-cop type of a thing?

A witness told The Associated Press he had just left the supermarket when he heard gunshots and saw three people lying face down, two in the parking lot and one near the doorway. He said he “couldn’t tell if they were breathing.”

The reality of the situation is that this was an example of anti-people violence, like every other mass shooting. An asshole with a sick mind killed a bunch of random people because he hated the world and all those in it.

Still, let’s not discount the possibility that the shooter was a tentacle porn-watching Incel like Kurt Eichenwald.