The good news is the liberal media is finally willing to talk about Hunter Biden’s laptop that contains incriminating evidence against him and Papa Joe. The bad news is they are only doing it to give him a platform to lie and discredit the bombshell contents of his computer. According to the crack-smoking cousin-f*cker, his laptop was stolen and hacked by Russian Intelligence.
The original story from The New York Post, which was banned and suppressed across all media platforms, is that Hunter dropped off a couple of laptops at a Delaware computer shop to be repaired. Hunter never came back to pick them up so the shop owner took a look at what was on the laptops and was so shocked that he turned them over to the FBI.
On those lap tops were tons of evidence that incriminates both Hunter and his dad Joe in corruption and money-laundering from Ukraine to China. Also, there was a video of Hunter smoking crack while getting a blowjob from a prostitute and some pictures of Hunter naked with his underage cousin.
Liberals have banned the mention of Hunter’s laptop but have lifted the restriction so Biden can try to sell us some bullshit. Hunter went on CBS This Morning to deliver this:
“Was that your laptop?” asked the interviewer.
“For real, I don’t know,” replied Hunter.
The interviewer seemingly called Hunter out and the is what he had to say:
“I really don’t know is the answer is,” said Hunter.
It seems as if Hunter has his daddy’s way with words. Also with his daddy’s bullshit. After being asked “yes or no” if that was his laptop, he repeated that he doesn’t know. The interviewer finally got him to acknowledge there was a chance it could be his laptop and then he threw this in:
“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was Russian Intelligence. It could be it was stolen from me,” said Hunter.
Those would be great explanations if the known facts of the case can be ignored. The first way we know this is bullshit is because Hunter claims he doesn’t even know if his laptop was stolen. Does he have less laptops than he did before? If yes, that might be an indication that he had a laptop stolen from him. Did he file a police report or is he so rich that he doesn’t give a shit when his property is stolen?
The next way we know this is bullshit is because what Hunter is describing isn’t how theft or hacking works.
In scenario #1, Hunter claims his laptop was stolen but somehow ended up at a repair shop. Thieves don’t steal things to fix them, they steal things to sell them. It would have made more sense if the laptop was found at a pawn shop not a computer repair shop.
In scenario #2, Hunter claims he was hacked. Hacking is done over the Internet and doesn’t involve physically removing a laptop and bringing it to a repair shop. Also, was he hacked? Hunter doesn’t seem to know, which is just as suspicious as him not knowing if he was the victim of theft.
In scenario #3, Hunter claims it was Russian Intelligence. He doesn’t specify what the Russians did or how they did it, just that it was Russian Intelligence. Maybe Russian agents snuck into his house while he was banging his cousin and took his laptop to the repair shop to fix the cracked screen.
In scenario #4, Hunter claims his laptop was stolen. You already said that, bro. When people are lying they tend to repeat the lie.
And none of this garbage addresses the fact that Hunter’s e-mails, texts, pictures, and videos were on the laptop. Or the fact that the shop owner identified Hunter as the one who dropped off the laptop and that he left his name and number.
Lastly, watch the video, Hunter doesn’t blink one time. People who don’t blink are probably on crack and definitely lying.
