Sniff This: Little Girls Dump Cow Crap In Front Of White House

We all know how much Joe Biden loves sniffing little girls, but here’s a couple he may want to avoid. As part of some whacko environmental thing, a group dumped loads of cow manure in front of the White House, including 2 little girls who had the crap in their strollers. Biden would probably still let the girls rub his hairy legs, but he probably won’t be taking big whiffs of their necks.

Here’s Fox News with a little perspective on this bizarre story:

Climate activists dissatisfied with President Biden’s climate plan are not-so-subtly expressing their displeasure, as they are literally calling “bull—-” while dumping cow manure in front of the White House.

The demonstration, which began Thursday morning, was being conducted by Extinction Rebellion, an organization that pushes for “non-violent direct action and civil disobedience” to pressure government to “act justly” when it comes to climate and the environment.

Demonstrators could be heard chanting “Bull—-” and “No more climate crisis” while marching down the street with wheelbarrows full of dung. They eventually unloaded their cargo in front of the White House.

I think don’t that dropping a huge pile of shit in front of someones house technically qualifies as “non-violent” action but I guess it’s better than a kick in the balls.

“Net zero by 2030 and other not in my term of office scams are far too little, far too late. Biden is punting the crisis to future generations with targets that rely on unproven technologies sucking carbon out of the atmosphere. This is a massive gamble to take when the well-being of the human species and the richness of life on earth is at stake. If he cared he’d set targets that expire while he’s still in office. We can’t keep waiting, we need change now,” said Extinction Rebellion spokesperson Reilly Polka.

And here’s a couple of little eco-terrorists showing what it takes to keep Joe Biden from sniffing them:

How adorable. One of the little girls even dumped the shit on her papers, which she picked up with her bare hands. Shouldn’t stuff like this be classified as child abuse?

I wonder what the carbon footprint of having those pink wheelbarrows made, collecting and transporting the cow crap, and the travel accommodations for the activists is. I bet it’s not a net-zero carbon thing like they are demanding.

One of the funniest things about this is that Joe Biden’s whacko leftist environmental policies aren’t quite extreme enough for whacko leftist environmentalists. The good news for these kooks is that Biden always caves at even the slightest pressure from leftist extremists so they can expect a “policy shift” announcement from the White House in the coming days.

The funniest thing about this however is the irony of after shitting on Americans since Biden stole the White House, some Americans shit back. It doesn’t even matter that these are global warming cultists, dumping a load of shit in front of the White House is hilarious.