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Democrat Slams Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis For…Eating Pizza?

Democrat Slams Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis For…Eating Pizza?

Democrats and the liberal media (same thing) have been trying to demolish Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis because he is a strong contender in 2024 and has demonstrated the right way to handle COVID-19 without killing businesses and stomping people’s rights. The left’s disinformation campaign against the governor has fallen apart so they need a new line of attack. One democrat has decided to slam DeSantis for (checks notes) the way he eats pizza. Take that, Ron!

Here’s Gov. DeSantis encouraging people to patronize local businesses. Note that he isn’t telling them to go massless to Chinatown during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic to prove they aren’t racist, just that they should get out and enjoy some local cuisine.

The brilliant minds at the DNC analyzed these shots and came up with this sure-fire way to knock DeSantis out once and for good. Here’s DNC member Thomas Kennedy delivering the fatal blow:

What exactly is disturbing about the way DeSantis eats pizza? He using his hand and has a proper fold, you know, the way you’re supposed to eat pizza.

Has Kennedy ever seen the way NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, a democrat, eats pizza?

Or the way New York Governor Andrew Cuomo sexually harasses women when he orders food?

Kennedy misses so badly on this attempted takedown because there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way Ron DeSantis eats pizza. If he’s looking for people doing things the wrong way, he need look no further than his own party.

Here’s Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, a democrat, showing the wrong way to watch TV and drink a beer:

So he watches the Oscars, sitting 3 feet away from the TV in a wooden chair from the kitchen while drinking a plant-based beer? As a bonus, Schumer has also demonstrated the wrong way to be a normal person.

Here’s Michigan state lawmaker, Jewell Jones, another democrat with a pimp name, showing the wrong way to get arrested for DUI:

After resisting arrest, Jones threatens to have the cops fired by calling Michigan Governor Gretchen Wilson, yet another democrat who does shit the wrong way.

This brings things full-circle because Whitmer is the anti-DeSantis when it comes to the COVID-19 pandemic. While DeSantis opened the state up and imposed no mask mandates, Whitmer locked Michigan down tighter than her own asshole. Florida had no discernible issues with the spread of the disease while Michigan got hammered.

Clearly democrats are scared of Ron DeSantis retaking the White House for Republicans in 2024 but he’s simply too awesome to give them any ammunition. That’s why there is a democrat slamming him for eating pizza the correct way 3 years before the primaries even start.