White House Says Bad Economy Due To Easter Being In March (It Was In April)

Who is surprised that the Biden White House has no idea when Easter was? The illegitimate president’s economic adviser said that all the bad economic news since Biden stole the White House is because Easter was in March this year. It was actually in April so perhaps there’s another reason Biden has tanked the economy, like maybe Biden tanked the economy.

The jobs numbers are down, unemployment and inflation are up, and gas prices are through the roof. Here’s White House economic adviser Cecilia Rouse to explain why:

In response to the awful April jobs report, Rouse said, “It was the week of April 12th. That was a week before all adults became eligible for the, you know, the vaccination.”

That’s not true. I was vaccinated on April 14 and I’m not in any of special groups: elderly, enfeebled, works at Costco, etc… The reason I was eligible for the vaccine is because it was available to all adults prior to the week of April 12th, not the week after.

Just in case people weren’t buying that load of shit, Rouse had an even bigger turd to explain the Biden administration’s stench of economic failure:

“It was also, you know, in getting into the details, it was i think, Easter happened in March this year, the seasonal adjustments are a little funny,” Rouse said.

Siri, when was easter in 2021?

“Easter was on April 4 in 2021,” says Siri.

Well that certainly is a funny little detail, isn’t it?

Come on, man, even Joe Biden remembers when Easter was this year. He made the Easter Bunny wear a mask, because of science and whatnot:

Okay, maybe Crazy Joe doesn’t remember that but the Easter Bunny sure as f*ck does. His people should also remember, but they apparently don’t.

So if the crappy economic numbers aren’t because of the COVID-19 vaccine and Easter being in March, what could it be?

I’m no fancy-ass White House economic advisor, but I have a theory on this:

Biden and the democrats passed a monster spending bill that pays people more money to stay at home than they would make if they went back to work. This could be responsible for the crappy jobs numbers as well as the rising unemployment.

That massive spending package could also be responsible for the rising inflation because one of the major causes of inflation is the expansion of the money supply. Biden threw a couple trillion dollars out the window and that makes things cost more.

As for the rising gas prices, there are several Biden blunders responsible for that: Cancelling America’s energy independence, pausing oil leases on federal land, letting Russian hackers take out a major gas pipeline, and creating chaos in the Middle East.

Our economy being in the crapper isn’t because of vaccines or when Easter was this year. It’s because Joe Biden is so inept that it only took him 3 months to undo the greatest economy this country has ever know, which Trump built in 3 years. Biden is worse than the coronavirus pandemic.