Prince Harry stepped down from the British Royal Family and moved to America because he wanted the freedom to be himself and speak his mind. He has used this newfound freedom to crap on our on 1st Amendment. According to the Duke of Ginger, he doesn’t understand freedom of speech and thinks it’s “bonkers.”
Prince Harry was on Frito from Idiocracy’s podcast and talked about how much he doesn’t enjoy American freedom.
“I’ve got so much I want to say about the First Amendment as I sort of understand it, but it is bonkers,” said Harry.
Then leave. Literally no one would give a shit if he went back to England.
After saying he sort of understands free speech he then changed his mind:
“I don’t want to start going down the First Amendment route because that’s a huge subject and one which I don’t understand because I’ve only been here a short time,” Harry said.
What’s to understand? In America, you can say whatever the f*ck you want and in the UK you can be jailed for speaking your mind. We actually fought and won a war with Harry’s family to make sure we are free to do this.
Apparently Harry’s problem with the 1st Amendment is that he thinks it’s some kind of trick:
“But, you can find a loophole in anything. You can capitalize or exploit what’s not said rather than uphold what is said,” Harry said.
Huh?
Because he’s a lot nicer than me, Ted Cruz took the time to try and explain this free speech thing to a British Royal elite:
Nice that he can say that. https://t.co/rC9mGUPpEo
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 17, 2021
See Harry, it’s really quite simple.
Harry thinks that our 1st Amendment is “bonkers” but wait till he finds out about the rest of our Constitutional rights. He’s going to lose it in a very regal British kind of way.
“The 1st Amendment right of freedom of religion is rubbish.”
“The 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms is bollocks!”
“Bloody hell, the 3rd Amendment restricts quartering soldiers in private homes.”
“The 4th Amendment ban on unreasonable searches and seizers can sod off.”
“The 5th Amendment right of due process is bobs yer uncle or something like that.”
Harry’s only been in America for a short time but he seems intent on making himself unwelcome as quickly as possible. Fellow countryman Piers Morgan came over here to shit on the 2nd Amendment and we shipped his ass back to England.
All this time I thought Harry’s insipid wife Meghan Markle was the problem. It turns out he’s a cunt too. They are absolutely perfect for each other but unfortunately they’re kind of running out of countries that don’t hate them.
Wherever they go, I hope it’s soon. I seriously don’t ever want to have to wright about the British Royal Family again. Much like how Harry doesn’t understand the 1st Amendment, I don’t understand why anyone in America gives a flying f*ck about the Royal Brits.
