Illegitimate president Joe Biden’s policies have been a disaster for the economy, sending inflation through the roof. Despite month after month of grim economic news, Biden is claiming a big win. According to the White House, 4th of July cookouts will cost 16 cents less year compared to last year. It took him nearly 50 years in politics, failing all the way, to finally notch a victory.
With nothing else to show for the first 5 months of Biden’s White House occupation, his people sent this out:
Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish. pic.twitter.com/7h9qLauIbC
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 1, 2021
All hail Joe Biden for saving us 16 mothers*cking cents!
Democrats suck as much at puns as they do governing. Try this: Biden can’t ketchup to Trump’s economy but he relishes the fact that we all have to eat a big mus-turd sandwich. Also, his son Hunter slipped his underage cousin a hotdog and there was mayonnaise involved.
Now on to important matters: What the f*ck kind of 4th of July cookout is that? A skillet full of unseasoned ground beer, two pork chops, beans, 4 slices of cheese, plain chips, plain vanilla ice cream, and lemonade to wash down the flavorless feast. If someone invited me to a BBQ and that’s what they served, I’d punch them in the face.
While I’m pointing things out, I have no idea if those price drops are legit or not but I do know that gas is way more expensive so if you have to drive to a store that is a quarter of a mile away to get those items, your 16 cents of savings is gone.
And in actuality, there were no 4th of July cookouts last year because the government shut the country down. The cost of my 2020 Independence Day BBQ was zero dollars and zero cents, as I didn’t have one. This year it will cost me substantially more.
Obviously this Biden brag about saving people less than a quarter is ridiculous so Fox News’ Peter Doocy asked White House press secretary Jen Psaki about it.
Jen Psaki spars with Fox’s Peter Doocy regarding the White House’s tweet boasting a Fourth of July that costs $0.16 cheaper than last year.
“If you don’t like hot dogs you may not care about the reduction of cost.” pic.twitter.com/K0mJQPjpsV
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 2, 2021
“So the White House thinks 16 cents off a barbecue has more of an impact on people’s lives  than gas being a dollar more?” Doocy asked.
“I’d say if you don’t like hotdogs you may not care of the reduction of cost. You may not like hotdogs,” snapped Psaki.
The White House video didn’t have anything about hotdogs costing less this year, BTW. Psaki was trying to frame Doocy as an anti-American hotdog-hater to deflect from the fact that Biden is bragging about saving people 16 cents on food they are unlikely to serve at a 4th of July cookout.
But hey, when you’re as used to failure as Joe Biden is, 16 cents seems like a big win. The history books will remember him as a guy who ran the country into the ground but there will be an asterisk noting that he once saved Americans 16 cents on their terrible 4th of July barbecues.
