Pandemic Over! Biden Says 350 Million Americans Have Been Vaccinated

I have no idea why the Biden administration and the the liberal media hacks are crying over the Delta variant and pushing mask mandates, the COVID-19 is apparently over. According to Joe, 350 million Americans have been vaccinated and since that’s more people than actually live here, we’re more than protected. Or, it’s possible Joe’s mind is shot and he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.

Joe Biden issued a statement on Friday, taking no questions from reporters, in which he tried to take credit for creating jobs. He wore a tan suit in hopes that the media would focus on that the way they did when Barack Obama did a forget that he just openly violated the Constitution and creeped on a little girl.

Though this statement was about the latest jobs report, Biden, as he often does, meandered into weirdness:

Biden started talking about the Delta variant and described the current pandemic like this:

“This new Delta variant wave of COVID-19 will be very different be able to deal with than the one that under that we under uh was was under way when I took office,” said Biden.

Well said. So was this:

“It’s a pandemic of the unvaccinated. I know I’ve said that constantly and others have as well. The vaxation of the unvaccinated,” Biden said.

But as it turns out, there is no vaxation of the unvaccinated because Biden threw this number out:

“You know, we have roughly 350 million people vaccinated in the United States,” said Biden.

That’s amazing, especially considering that the current population of America is only 328 million. That includes all of the illegal aliens Biden let in so who are these other 22 million vaccinated people?

Maybe Biden is counting the non-existent people who voted for him in the 2020 election as being vaccinated as well. These are all the phantom votes he got in Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Georgia to steal the White House.

Technically he’s not lying. People who aren’t real can’t contract COVID-19 and are therefore protected agains the virus.

Go back and watch the video, it’s cued up for you. Biden looks down to read this 350 million vaccinated Americans number off his notes. Either Biden can’t read or his handlers are f*cking with him. I’m going to say it’s the first thing because the people pulling Biden’s strings are mortified when he demonstrates his Jello pudding brains in public.

Biden also claimed that “billions around the world” have been vaccinated. Actually, 1.1 billion people have been vaccinated which is .9 billion less than is required for “billions” with an “S.”

Finally, Biden said of the of the 350 million Americans and the billions around the world who have been vaccinated that, “and virtually no one has died.”

Just last week, NBC reported that 1,400 fully vaccinated Americans had died of COVID-19. I’m sure that number is much larger world-wide since most of the rest of the planet has much shittier vaccines than we do. In any case, that’s not virtually no one dying.

Once again Biden proves he sucks at math but that’s okay, he sucks at everything else too. It would actually be weird if he was so terrible at everything else but good with numbers.