Biden Gets Lost On Way Back To The White House

Joe Biden forgets a lot of stuff: who he is, who he’s married to, what job he has, etc… and now he can add where he lives to that list. Returning to the White House today, the illegitimate president lost his way. Perhaps this is a secret way of confessing he didn’t really win the 2020 election but more likely it’s the creeping dementia.

Nobody from the press pool has seen Biden in almost 3 days but they are obedient servants of the democratic party so none of them raised the issue. Apparently Joe was on vacation in Delaware and plumb forgot to tell anyone. Suddenly today he popped up at he White House and The Hill captured this fun video of an elderly man wandering aimlessly.

Boy, he sure looks relaxed and refreshed from that vacation, doesn’t he?

Biden starts down the paved walkway, but when he’s supposed to take a right to reach his residence, he keeps going straight across the grass. You can see a Secret Service agent freaking out, wondering what the actual f*ck Joe is doing.

Biden continues across the grass and eventually cuts right through the bushes. Soon he reemerges and makes his way back to the door he could have easily reached by following the correct path. Another Secret Service is so stunned by this behavior that he forgets to hold the door for Biden.

That same agent had actually pointed the way for Biden but he still walked across the grass and around the bushes. It’s like Biden saw the agent walk around the bushes and thought, “that guy seems like he knows where he’s going, I better follow him.”

It’s one thing to be on the campaign trail, hitting multiple states in one day, and forgetting where you are, something Biden did frequently during the primaries, but this is him forgetting where he lives. He was vice president for 8 years and has been the illegitimate president for over 6 months. You’d think he’d be familiar enough with the White House that he wouldn’t have issues navigating the grounds.

Clearly the Secret Service, whose job is to protect the president, will need to put Joe on one of those toddler leashes so he doesn’t wander off. They should also tell him about stranger danger because the dude loves ice cream and a predator could lure him into a van with promises of a soft-serve cone.

Biden’s mind has been shot for a while, but it seems like it’s getting worse. I wonder how much longer his handlers can hide his debilitating cognitive decline. They carefully script his infrequent public appearances and he still comes off like he’s disconnected from reality. He’s going to be in need of a forced retirement sooner rather than later.

Biden would probably already be mothballed but that means Kamala Harris would take over and even democrats know she sucks. This is what’s known as a Catch-22. They can’t keep Biden because he’s so far gone that he doesn’t remember where he lives but they can’t get rid of him because the alternative is Kackling Kamaltoe.