Here’s another Hunter Biden laptop story that will go largely unreported by the liberal media. The illegitimate president’s crackhead son apparently almost overdosed while partying with some Russian drug dealers and then he claims they stole yet another one of his laptops. This would be proof of Russian collusion if it were one of Trump’s sons but the Biden’s always get a free pass from the fake news industry.
The laptop that Hunter Biden abandoned at a Delaware computer repair shop is the gift that keeps on giving. There’s the texts implicating him and Joe in corruption and money laundering, the crack-smoking sex video, the pictures of him naked with his underage niece, and his fondness for using the N-word.
Now comes this video that The Daily Mail culled from the hard drive in which Hunter tells a prostitute he just had sex with about that time he almost died from a drug overdose and then some Russian drug dealers stole his laptop:
In telling this story to the prostitute, Hunter is clearly high on something so it’s a little hard to piece together, but this is my best estimation of what he said:
Sometime in the summer of 2018, Hunter took 3 Russian drug dealers to Las Vegas and partied with them at a $10,000 a night suite at the Palms for 18 straight days. On the last day, he got so f*cked up that he backed out in the hot tub and was found face-down in the water. The drug dealers, along with a Russian hooker, pulled him out of the water and found that he wasn’t breathing. All of the Russians cleaned the place out and were getting ready to flee when Hunter came to. He claims that when he final realized what was going on, his laptop was gone.
Hunter said that there were “crazy f*cking sex f*cking” videos of himself on the laptop and that the Russians were going to blackmail him. His only complaint was that if the Russians rebased the videos he wouldn’t be able to profit from them.
In this video, which was made in January of 2019, Hunter also tells the prostitute that his dad is running for president.
“My dad [inaudible] running for president. He is, he is, he is. I talk about it all the time,” Hunter told the prostitute.
Joe Biden announced his candidacy on April 25, 2019, but this lucky prostitute knew 3 months earlier.
If you are keeping track at home, this marks a third laptop that Hunter has lost. The first is the one he abandoned at the Delaware computer repair shop, where this video comes from. A second was seized by federal agents at the office of disgraced psychiatrist Keith Ablow. Now a third is in the hands of Russian drug dealers.
By the way, Papa Joe often refers to Hunter as, “the smartest man I know.” He seems like a real genius, doesn’t he? Maybe Hunter is the smartest man Joe can remember, which is an extremely low bar considering his dementia and cognitive decline.
Remember the liberal media outrage when Donald Trump Jr. divorced his wife and began dating Kimberly Guilfoyle? Hunter Biden banged his dead brother’s widow, fathered a love child with a stripper, had an inappropriate relationship with his underage niece, and there’s tons of videos of him smoking crack while having sex with hookers. For some reason the liberal media doesn’t think Biden’s crackhead dirtbag son is newsworthy.
