Joe Biden is getting a colonoscopy at Walter Reed today and will transfer power to Kamala Harris. In other words, while he’s getting his asshole scoped, he’s putting an asshole in charge. The question here is: will she give that power back? She is, after all, quite an opportunist, who hasn’t earned a damn thing in her life.
The NY Post reports:
President Biden will temporarily transfer power to Vice President Kamala Harris on Friday morning while he undergoes a colonoscopy, the White House said.
[White House press secretary] Psaki had earlier only said he would undergo a routine physical at Walter Reed.
The procedure was not on Biden’s original public schedule, but was announced by Psaki in a brief morning statement.
A surprise colonoscopy? Kinky.
“This morning, the President will travel to Walter Reed Medical Center for a routine physical. While he is there, the President will undergo a routine colonoscopy. As was the case when President George W. Bush had the same procedure in 2002 and 2007, and following the process set out in the Constitution, President Biden will transfer power to the Vice President for the brief period of time when he is under anesthesia. The Vice President will work from her office in the West Wing during this time,” said Psaki.
Biden is going to be anesthetized but I’d like to know how the doctors will be able to tell. Is there any difference between normal Joe and knocked-out Joe? I think not.
Also, wouldn’t it be hilarious if, while scoping his poop-chute, they found his brain? “Well, there’s yer problem. The brain’s fallen into the rectum.” It would certainly explain a lot.
While we’re on the subject: I find it hard to believe that with all the advances in medical science, nobody has come up with a better way to find polyps than shoving something the size of a garden hose up men’s asses. Where’s the micro-drone or non-invasive asshole scan?
I’m not really sure how things like this work, but it seems like there’s a potential complication. If Biden transfers the powers of the presidency to Harris, that makes her the de facto President of the United States. What if she doesn’t want to give that power back to Biden? I mean, if she’s in charge, that means he isn’t. If she decides she likes being president, he wouldn’t have the authority to take back the power, right?
And like I said, Harris is really good at getting positions of power without earning them. She got her start in politics by sleeping with a married man. She got her Senate seat because she ran in California where anything, including a jar of olives, would win if it had a “D” after its name. She became vice president because she is a woman of color and no other reason. Plus there was that whole election theft thing.
Following Kamala’s political career trajectory, it makes perfect sense that she would become the President of the United States because Joe got his butthole Roto-Rootered.
