Joe Biden is having himself a very Joe Biden Thanksgiving. The illegitimate president spent Turkey Day at a billionaire’s house on Nantucket (I’m sure there’s a good limerick here), went skinny dipping, and then told the U.S. Coast Guard that he’s seen them in Afghanistan. According to the liberal media, this is all very normal behavior.
Biden and clan are spending Thanksgiving weekend at private equity billionaire David Rubenstein’s Nantucket Island mansion. I’m sure there’s no conflicts of interest or ethics violations going on here because Joe is such a stand up guy. He’s probably taking the time to explain to Rubenstein how he needs to pay his fair share so we can have socialism.
Boston.com reported that Biden got his willy wet Thursday morning:
We’ve been enjoying reports from Nantucket islanders who managed to get a glimpse of Vice President Joe Biden over the weekend. As you may have heard, Biden was there to spend Thanksgiving with his family — and to participate in this year’s Cold Turkey Plunge to benefit the Weezie Library for Children. Biden took a very chilly dip with his family on Thursday, and was later spotted all around town, shopping and relaxing.
Isn’t it kind of weird that Joe Biden went swimming in freezing water to raise money for charity and no one got pictures or video of the event? Presumably, it’s the publicity of an event like this that would raise money and yet there was a complete media blackout.
Speaking of weird, Here’s Biden meeting members of the U.S. Coast Guard:
Biden was asked what he is thankful for and this was his answer:
“I’m not joking when I say I’m thankful for these guys – I’m bankful for them, and everybody, I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I’ve bun all over the world. I’ve watched these people. I’ve watched them in the South China Sea, I’ve watched them in Afghanistan, Iraq. I’ve watched them in South America. Wherever they are,” said Biden.
He has watched the Coast Guard in Afghanistan? Huge if true. Unfortunately for Joe, it’s not.
You see, the U.S. Coast Guard is tasked with protecting U.S. waterways and the United States coast, hence the name. Biden didn’t see them in the South China Sea, Afghanistan, Iraq, South America or anywhere else besides U.S. waters.
Now, under a formal declaration of war, the U.S. Navy can utilized Coast Guard personal and equipment but there hasn’t been one of those since 1942. Yes, Biden was alive then, but he definitely didn’t see the Coast Guard in any of those places because he had just been born and we weren’t at war with any of those countries.
The most absurd thing about this delusion is that Biden said he saw the U.S. Coast Guard in Afghanistan. It’s a land-locked country that is a thousand miles away from the nearest ocean. Even if the Coast Guard was patrolling the Arabian Sea, which they weren’t, Joe sure as hell didn’t see them from Afghanistan.
Finally, in some non-bullshit news, Biden got a warm welcome in nantucket according to The NY Post:
President Biden’s approval ratings have been epically low, but on a Thanksgiving Day stop at a New England Coast Guard station they suddenly reached the single digits.
A Nantucket man presented Biden’s motorcade with the middle finger Thursday as the unpopular commander in chief made the holiday stop during his stay at a billionaire’s island compound.
Let’s Go Brandon!
Okay, it’s Thanksgiving and I’ve started my day drinking early so here’s that limerick:
There once was a man in Nantucket
Whose head was an old empty bucket
He sniffed all the kids
His diaper had skids
To America he vowed he would f*ck it
