Biden has been trying to shame people into getting vaccinated by calling the COVID-19 pandemic the “pandemic of the unvaccinated.” With the omicron variant, everyone, including the vaccinated, is testing positive, making that an untrue statement. In a completely unhinged virus update, Biden said the pandemic of the unvaccinated means that vaccinated people are getting COVID-19 as well.
Biden has been struggling with his pandemic response and his administration’s chaotic messaging. To clarify things, Crazy Joe gave a completely bonkers COVID-19 update:
“I know we’re all frustrated as we enter this new year. Omicron variant is causing millions of cases and record hospitalizations,” started Biden.
No, he ‘s frustrated because he campaigned on kicking COVID’s ass and hasn’t come close to doing that. With his entire agenda dead, Joe’s only chance for a win s to beat the virus and he can’t do it.
“I’ve been sayin that as we remain in this pandemic that this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated. And I mean by this right now both vaccinated and unvaccinated people are testing positive,” said Biden.
So then it’s not a pandemic of the unvaccinated, it’s a pandemic of everybody. This is like saying AIDS is a pandemic of the buttf*ckers and the non-buttf*ckers. It’s completely pointless. When Joe latches onto a catchphrase, he won’t let it go no matter what.
Things didn’t get much better for Joe. After confusing The United States with United Airlines and calling the American people “eeple” he dropped whatever the hell this is:
“Now I don’t like ta, uh, uh, you know, uh, outline the next steps we’re taking against, I’d like to outline the next steps we’re taking against oval and the omicron variant,” said Biden.
He seems fine.
“And yer the ther the lot, you know, lot’s of different kinds of masks out there. And the sista sinner, and Center for Disease Prevention Control, the CDC,” Biden said.
If you say so.
“To lead our federal testing program, I’ve topped, I, I, I, topped, excuse me, I’ve tapped Dr. Tom Anus, I hope I pronounced, Ain, Ain, Angelman, Inglesby,” Biden said.
Inglesby is tough one to pronounce. Or Maybe the dude’s name is Dr. Tom Anus Angelman-Inglesby.
“Just sanks just sanks this since Thanksgiving,” said Biden.
I got nothing.
“If you haven’t got vaccinated, do it. Personal choice impacts us all. Our hospitals. Our countries,” Biden said.
We have more than one country? Does one of these other countries have someone in charge who is more coherent because, if so, I’d like to move there.
And finally:
“I make a special appeal to social media companies and meedy outlets, please deal with the misinformation and disinformation that’s on your shows,” said Biden.
He really has no idea what social media is, does he?
Even for Biden, this was a particularly bad speech. He was lost the entire time despite having a teleprompter feeding him the words. Even taking thinking completely out of the equation, Joe still can’t manage to sound or appear like he’s in control of his facilities.
Making this the most Joe Biden thing ever, it was billed as an “update” but he didn’t provide any new information. He just said that same crap he’s been saying for over a year now: get vaccinated and wear a mask. On top of everything else, Joe doesn’t know what an update is.
