Much Like The Bridge In Pittsburgh, Biden’s Speech About Bridges Collapsed

The coincidence that a bridge in Pittsburgh collapsed right before Joe Biden was set to give a speech on bridges in the city can’t be ignored. Another coincidence that can’t be ignored is that Biden’s bridge speech collapsed just like the bridge did. It’s too bad there’s no money in the infrastructure bill to repair an old broken down occupier of the White House.

The infrastructure bill passed last fall and ever since, Joe Biden has been going city-to-city in an attempt to sell it to the American people. This seems like an incredible waste of time and money because, it’s already been passed, but democrats specialize in blowing cash while they do nothing productive.

On Friday, Biden was in Pittsburgh to talk about bridges where a bridge coincidentally collapsed hours earlier.

One of the dumb catch phrases Biden is fond of is that he’s going to “rebuild the economy from the bottom up and the middle out.” On Friday he managed to f*ck that up.

“It’s time we began to build this country from the middle up and the bottom out,” said Biden.

To be honest I never understood the original phrase so this new version is even more perplexing to me.

Biden then had some more nonsense to explain inflation:

“Guess what? One third of the inflation in America is the consequence of the cost of automobiles. One third. You know why? Because of the shortage of semiconductors. They can’t build them and therefore the ones that are aren’t being built cause the price of those that are being built to go much higher,” said Biden.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, the reason why gas has doubled, why a dozen eggs went from 88 cents to almost 3 dollars, and the Taco Bell 5 Dollar Box now costs 9 bucks is because there aren’t enough semiconductors? I wonder if anyone from the liberal media cares to fact-check this.

Biden then couldn’t remember the name of former New Orleans mayor Mitch Landrieu, who he has charged with doling out the infrastructure money.

“You all remember last fall when hurricane Ida made landfall in these er run running my operation now in the former mayor of Louisiana uh when it hit Louisiana,” Biden said.

How dare Biden tell us that we remember some nonsense that he can’t even remember. For the record, Louisiana doesn’t have a mayor, they have a governor just like the rest of the states. It’s awesome that Biden has put a guy in charge of handing out trillions of dollars and he can’t even remember his name.

Biden then completely lost his shit talking about a fictitious person who can’t afford insulin for their fictitious child. I have cued it up for you and you should definitely watch it because you’ve never seen Biden this psychotic:

Maybe take it down a notch, Joe. You’re not even talking about a real person.

Biden finished this train wreck (bridge collapse) of a speech with an honest to goodness hallucination. After wrapping things up, the 12 people in the audience gave Biden a standing ovation but he interrupted it by pointing to someone in the crowd.

“A guy who’s helping all those veterans coming back, is the head of the VA, Dennis McDonough. Dennis, raise your hand, pal. Let ’em know who you are,” said Biden.

Biden then realized Dennis McDonough was not in attendance.

“Anyway, we’ll get him. There’s a lot going on,” Biden said.

There’s not a lot gong on in Joe’s head, that’s for sure.

Biden was trying to sell a bill that already passed but what he really sold is the idea that he has no business being in the White House. He can’t remember anything, gets mad at fictitious things, and sees people who aren’t there. These are all the hallmarks of senility and dementia.