Today is February 2, 2022 or 2/22/22. And it’s a Tuesday, which is the second day of the week and sounds like “Twos Day.” With such a convergence of 2’s it’s got to be the end of the world, right? Will it be a zombie apocalypse, a UFO invasion, or a rise of the machines? Chances are it’s just like any other day, but you never know.
If something is about to go down today, you can bet your ass it will happen at 2:22 pm or more likely at 10:22 pm, which is 22:22 in military time.
People are crazy and you’d think with all these twos flying around there’d be a bunch of doomsday prophecies but there isn’t much. The closest I could find was this from The Denver Gazette:
So what do you have in store for us, day of many twos that serendipitously arrives on a Tuesday? Should we herald your arrival with horns? Will a portal open to another dimension where we all sprout fairy wings or sparkle like the vampires in “Twilight?” Or are you a manhole to a hellscape we should avoid like a swarm of yellow jackets?
In what was actually a pretty boring piece, The Denver Gazette concluded that there is nothing particularly special about today.
Still, all of these twos can’t be meaningless. I think I may have unlocked the code. Check this eerie shit out:
2 – The number of countries Joe Biden has lost (Afghanistan and Ukraine).
22 – The number of times Joe Biden has lied about being a big rig driver.
2022 – The number of people in the Biden administration who got their jobs based on race, gender, or sexual orientation rather than qualifications.
And the pattern repeats itself:
2 – The number of U.S. embassies that had to be evacuated under Joe Biden.
22 – The number of children Joe Biden has fondled in his first year in office.
2022 – The number of ice cream cones Joe Biden has eaten this year.
Again and again:
2 – The number of illegal aliens Joe Biden has deported.
22 – The number of questions Joe Biden has taken from reporters.
2022 – The number of times Joe Biden has blamed Donald Trump for his own failures.
It’s truly remarkable:
2 – The number times Joe Biden crapped his pants on his last European trip.
22 – The number of Times Joe Biden referred to Kamala Harris as “the president.”
2022 – The number of people who actually voted for Joe Biden.
It’s almost endless:
2 – The number of weekends Joe Biden spent in the White House since stealing the White House.
22 – The number of hair plugs on Joe Biden’s head.
2022 – The number of times the liberal media has ignored or covered up Biden’s dangerous incompetence and shocking cognitive decline (this week).
It doesn’t take a crystal-gazing numerologist to see the obvious pattern here. Something is going down with Joe Biden today. The question is: what?
I think at 2:22 pm, Joe Biden will wake up from a nap with the first moment of clarity he’s had in 22 years and realize he’s f*cked up 2022 things since taking office. 2 minutes later, he will slip back into his dementia dream world, forget where he is 22 times, and plot to f*ck up 2022 more things.
