Biden took his Build Back Better shitshow on the road again because he’s not content with just embarrassing himself at home. While trying to sell green energy, the illegitimate president couldn’t remember Thomas Edison’s name. This seems weird since Biden was born in the same year as Edison and considered the inventor of the light bulb a contemporary.
Biden was in Wisconsin on Wednesday and since was March 2, he told a story about Valentine’s Day. No seriously. He opened up with a lame story he’s told many times before about how Jill wrote him a love letter on the windows of a building. Many of the details were different in this telling, indicating that it’s pure bullshit.
Joe struggled from the onset, mentioning that after he signed the infrastructure bill, “We already had the ground running.”
Biden then either lied or his brain broke. It’s getting so hard to tell the difference these days.
“I went to school and I grew up on one, not grew up but I lifeguarded on one of the Great Lakes out of Syracuse, New York,” said Biden.
Syracuse, NY is 40 miles from Lake Ontario.
This was followed by Joe completely forgetting the single most important American inventor ever:
“The Union Pacifica Railroad, when I was in Pittsburgh I met the folks who run them, the Union Pacific railroad just announced the purchase of the largest ever purchase of electric locomotives made in Erie, Pennsylvania. In the same plant, but the way, that the guy who turned on our lights built a factory,” said Biden.
The guy who turned on our lights?
But wait, it gets worse: Thomas Edison never built a factory in Erie, Pennsylvania. He was born in Milan, Ohio, which is is Erie county, but that’s not close to what Biden just said.
After forgetting Edison, Biden forgot semi-conductors:
“We invented super the uh, the uh uh, those chips when we went to the moon,” said Biden.
I think Biden is currently on the moon, or at least he thinks he is.
Biden kept going on his electric powered crazy train by saying the reason why inflation is so high is, “because no one’s there to make sure they had the two-by-fours.” I’m no economist, but I’m calling bullshit on that one.
The price of everything has skyrocketed because one dude wasn’t there to make sure they got 2X4s? Who is this person and how bad should we kick his ass?
Biden finished off by f*cking up his frequently-used quote on American resilience:
“We’re the only nation that has turned every crisis we’ve faced into an opportunity. No other nation you can name has gone through a terrible circumstance and come out at the other end worse off than they were before the circumstance occurred,” Biden said.
I’m sure Biden meant to say “better off” but this mistake is the one thing he was actually right about. Thanks to his incompetence, we are worse off than before he stole the presidency.
