Joe Biden has gaffes, mispronunciation, memory lapses, and that creepy whispering thing when speaking but he added a new trick to his repertoire today: sucking on his dentures. In an effort to project strength and youthful exuberance, Biden hit the fake White House to talk about curing cancer while smacking and clacking his fake teeth.
Everything about Joe Biden is pointless and so was his big public appearance on Friday. He apparently spoke to Chinese president Xi Jinping for a couple of hours, but he wasn’t talking about that. Instead, he held a virtual meeting about curing cancer that lasted about 4 minutes.
As I was watching this, I noticed he kept making a smacking noise and was thinking, what the f*ck was that. It wasn’t until the end that I understood. As the video is about end, Biden is seen rolling his loose dentures around in his mouth. Doesn’t he have someone to Poligrip him up before he goes out?
Now that I’ve watched it again, I can see the Biden was already gumming his dentures for the beginning.
“Well look, let me get started here (SMACK!),” started Biden.
“This bill includes something I believed in for a long long time (SMACK!),” said Biden.
“Agency that has lead for break, breakthroughs (SMACK!),” Biden said.
“Diseases including cancer, Alzheimers, and diabetes (SMACK!),” said Biden.
He almost forgot that part about Alzheimers.
“Fred Upton (SMACK!),” Biden said.
“Only if, only if we could try. Well (SMACK!) we’re about to try,” said Biden.
“ARPA-H (Smack!) is modeled after DARPA,” Biden said.
“My science advisor Francis Collins (SMACK!),” said Biden.
“To benefit all of Amer (SMACK!) ica. To focus on (SMACK!) equity,” Biden said.
“You’ve heard me say over and over again (SMACK!),” said Biden.
Let me begin (SMACK!),” Biden said.
At that point it was actually the end. Reporters in the audience shouted questions at Biden that he  ignored. As the audio cut out and the video was about to end, Biden was furiously gumming his loose dentures.
I pretty much have to watch every time Biden speaks and this is the smackiest I’ve ever seen him. He also had trouble with “S” sounds doing a kind of whistling lisp.
There was that time in the 3rd democratic debate in 2019 when he almost spit his dentures out:
Why doesn’t he get implants? He did for his hair:
I get, aging is inevitable. I’m getting older and so is everyone else. I’m not trying to make fun of Biden for his age, I’m pointing out that he is literally falling apart before our eyes. The physical degradation isn’t even the scary party; it’s his cognitive function or lack thereof.
Someone this decrepit has no business running the most powerful country in the world. Actually, maybe that’s the point of him trying to destroy America: He shouldn’t be in charge of the world’s greatest nation, but if that nation was subpar, maybe people wouldn’t make such a big deal out of his dementia and adult diapers.
And getting back to his dentures, sooner or later he’ll be sniffing a little girl and his false teeth are going to fall down the front of her dress. I can’t wait for the White Hosue spin on that one.
