Sorry Def-Con News Is Working Like Sh*t

I’m sure many of you have noticed that Def-Con News is very slow and frequently gives error messages. It’s just as bad on our end and it’s pretty f*cking difficult to even make a post.

I’ve talked to our web host several times and they keep telling me there’s nothing wrong with the site. Obviously there is something wrong and the Indian-speaking tech people have assured me they have “top men” on the problem. They’ve allegedly been working on it since yesterday afternoon and so far nothing has improved.

I have a feeling Kamala Harris hacked our site because we aren’t all that flattering to her. Don’t worry, we won’t cave to her cyber-blackmail scheme. This site is and will always be 100% anti-Kamaltoe.

In the meantime, bear with us. We’ll get this shit fixed.