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Mama Jill Guides Little Joey Through Troubling Easter Egg Roll

Mama Jill Guides Little Joey Through Troubling Easter Egg Roll

The Bidens can’t celebrate any holiday at the White House without making it weird and the annual Ester Egg Roll was no different. Jill continually had to guide Joe through the difficult festivities, treating him like a child. Then again, due to his dementia, he has the mind of a child.

Thanks to COVID-19, it’s been 3 years since anyone rolled an egg at the White House. For the first time since 2019, the White House Easter Egg Roll was back and with the Biden-occupation, it was predictably uncomfortable.

First up, the first lady was going to read a story to the children but Joe protested:

“Okay, so I’m going to quickly read ‘Brown Bear, Brown Bear’ so you are all not soaking wet,” said Jill.

“And they’re not going to let me read at all,” Joe added.

Who are “they” who won’t let Biden read or do anything? He’s the (illegitimate) President of the United States and yet there are murky, behind the scenes, forces that won’t even let him read a book to children. This is maybe the weirdest thing of all on a particularly weird day.

Jill could see the little Joey’s fee-fees were hurt so she let him read the first page. To his credit, Joe didn’t do so bad but when it was Jill’s turn she really struggled. She’s an English professor with a PhD in education and she has a hard time reading a children’s book.

After finishing the book, Mama Jill had to help little Joey understand what to do:

“Okay,” said Joe as he tried to get up.

Jill placed her hand on Joe’s arm and told him, “Just stay.”

“See she told me to just sit. Don’t go,” Biden told the children.

Jill tried to make Joe seem a little less pathetic in the eyes of the children by explaining, “I’m a teacher, you know.”

POTUS not allowed to move under his own freewill, is not great optics, BTW.

And finally, from his Mussolini-like perch, Biden wished everyone a Happy Easter with some help from Jill:

“Welcome to the White House. Welcome to your house. Welcome to the South Lawn. Thank you and happy happy Easter,” said Joe.

Joe then gave himself a round of applause for getting that out flawlessly, but Jill had some more instructions.

Wave. Wave,” said Jill sternly.

Never one to not follow orders, Joe waved.

I don’t think the Biden’s are playing out some kind of mommy/son sex fantasy so let’s assume that Jill knows Joe’s mind is gone and that he must be constantly instructed like a toddler.

Joe Biden is now officially a child. My question is, now that he is a child, will he be groping and sniffing himself?