Kamala Harris Claims There Is No Medical Care For The Human Head

Huge if true. Kamala Harris is claiming there is absolutely no health care for any part of the human head. Interestingly enough, she made this claim while pushing for people to seek mental health treatment. Perhaps she should have a doctor examine her head because she’s now as crazy as Joe Biden.

In another indication that the White House has no idea what to do with Kamala Harris, they sent her to Children’s National Hospital in Washington D.C. to talk about mental health. Why not have her talk about that at a mental health facility?

It was a children’s hospital so she did talk about children. Here she drops some of her patented profound word salad observances:

“When we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community,” said Harris.

Wow, that’s deep. You know, the beer in my fridge is the beer in my fridge. Come to think of it, the picnic table in my back yard is a picnic table in my back yard.

From there, Kamaltoe explained to the doctors and nurses of Children’s National Hospital what their job is because they had no idea until she showed up to enlighten them:

“As doctors, as nurses, as staff, you provide life-saving medical care,” Harris said.

There was a collective gasp from the crowd as they suddenly realized, “Oh, that what we do.”

Things got worse when Harris finally started talking about mental health. Here’s the worst analogy in modern history:

“The bottom line is this, on the issue of mental health. One way to think about it is this: if you knew someone who broke their arm, you would help them. You would make sure they went to the hospital to get a cast,” said Harris.

At that point, Harris was on the verge of bursting into laughter because even she knew it was a dumb analogy and yet she kept going.

“And after they came home, or on the way home, you’d probably open the door for them,” said Harris.

I really would not open the car door for someone with a broken arm in a moving vehicle on the way home form the hospital.

“You’d help them when they got home to get the support they need to heal through the point that they are feeling pain and then just need to heal. We have to do the same when it comes to mental health,” Harris said.

As I said, this analogy is terrible. I’m sure most of you, like me, has known someone who has broken a bone and you literally had nothing to do with their hospital visit or recovery. Maybe you sent a get well card or signed their cast, but a friend with a broken arm is not cause for you to pause your life to help them heal. A close family member, yes, but a mild acquaintance? No way.

And speaking of health care, Kamala added this nugget of wisdom:

“I think for too long our system has failed to understand the significance of this. I think for too long when we think about health care we act as though the body just starts from the neck down. instead of understanding that we also need to address health care from the neck up,” said Harris.

It’s as though she is completely unaware of dentists, optometrists, brain surgeons, and Ear, Nose, and Throat doctors. Hell, even dermatologists provide zip-popping head care. And for the record, mental health is a $538 billion a year industry so Harris is also lying that it is ignored.

As you can see, there is literally nothing that the Whole House can send Kamala Harris to do where she won’t be a complete embarrassment.