In a previous article, same subject—our illustrious Speaker of the House—I predicted she would turn her denial of Holy Communion into a political statement.
Those retaliatory actions by Nasty Fran Nan may still be in the works, however, in the interim on The Babylon Bee I found this report.
After being denied communion in her home city of San Francisco, House Speaker Pelosi has retaliated against the insult by introducing articles of impeachment against Pope Francis.
(Heavy Satire) This from babylonbee.com.
Nasty Fran Nan allegedly said to gathered reporters in Washington D.C.:
Denying me the Eucharist is a high crime. It’s not even the Pope’s job to deny communion to anyone.
Who does he think he is? He’s gone mad with power!
It is, therefore, my solemn Constitutional duty to draft articles of impeachment to be sent to the Senate so Pope Francis can be tried for his crimes.
In the ensuing investigation, Congress found the Pope may have engaged in a quid pro quo, offering access to the Eucharist in exchange for not being a corrupt politician who advocates for the legal slaughter of millions of innocent babies.
Political pundits are already calling on the Pope to step down if the charge is true.
Pelosi, while fidgeting with her dentures, said:
I do this with a very heavy heart, but it’s the right thing to do.
When pressed as to whether Congress actually has the authority to impeach a pope, Pelosi responded that:
We have to impeach him first in order to find out whether we can do it.
ADVISORY: This article was sourced by The Babylon Bee, category HEAVY SATIRE.
