Kamala Harris sucks so bad that even rich liberal douchebags hate her. The illegitimate vice president was supposed to host a big fundraiser but it was canceled at the last minute and rescheduled for the fall due to a lack of ticket sales. This might be one of those CNN+ deals where nobody wants it for free so why would they pay for it?
If you’ve been following Harris’ vp career, you’ve probably detected a pattern: she makes an ass of herself, the White House puts her on ice for a while, she comes back rebranded and makes an ass of herself again, then it’s back to cold storage. Rinse and repeat. Right now we are in a period of the White House hiding her but somehow there’s still embarrassing news about her.
Status Coup News reports that Harris was slated to host the annual Women’s Leadership Forum, one of the DNC’s biggest money haul of the year, last month. Tickets for the event started at $250 and went as high as $50,000 if you wanted a picture with Kamala Harris.
Could you imagine paying 50 grand to take a picture with the Kackling Kamlatoe? Neither could any democratic party donors because:
The event was rescheduled last minute for the autumn, when the event is traditionally held, after the event couldn’t sell enough tickets.
Now the event will take place in September when Joe Biden’s inflation means even rich costal elites will be hurting for cash. Maybe they should consider lowering the price or even making it free. At least offer a Groupon.
When asked about the sad nature of this episode, DNC spokesperson Daniel Wessel said, “Kamala Harris is a huge draw.”
Clearly she is. That’s why they had to reschedule the fundraise due to a lack of ticket sales. You see, in Liberal Land, everything is opposite. With inflation crushing families and a looming recession, Joe Biden says the economy is historically great and families are doing better than they ever have. Along those same lines, nobody wants to pay to hear Kamala Harris cackle so therefore she’s a huge draw.
The democrats fancy themselves the “party of science” so they should put this claim that Harris is huge draw to the test: Rent out an arena and tell people if they come to see Harris, they’ll get a coupon for a free meal at Popeye’s. The only condition is, they have to sit and listen to a 2-hour Harris speech before they get their free meal. How many takers do you think there would be? Hell, the could give away flat-screen TVs and nobody would show up.
Harris’ poll numbers are even lower than Joe Biden’s which makes her about as popular as Hitler or herpes or Hitler with herpes.
This only compounds the democrats’ problem in 2024. Joe Biden is so old and terrible that he can’t possibly run. Kamala Harris, while younger than Joe, is even more awful than him. The democrats went through all the trouble of stealing the 2020 election and now they’re stuck with these two unelectable losers. It’s going to take some next-level election fraud in 2024.
