Kamala Harris is terrible at everything so it’s no surprise that she sucks at basketball too. Actually, it would be weird if she was good at anything, given her complete lack of talent. Then again, she is pretty good at embarrassing herself and the entire Biden administration, which is something she did again when she demonstrated she can’t hit a basket from 3 feet away.
Harris was at American University for the 50th anniversary of Title IX and to celebrate women’s achievements in sports, which may be the funniest thing about this:
After throwing 5 bricks, Kamaltoe finally sunk one and people acted like it was greatest thing anyone has every done. It may be the greatest thing she’s ever done but her list of achievements isn’t all that impressive.
In a serious piece of communist propaganda, Harris’ press secretary, Kristen Allen tweeted out this:
Nothing but net. pic.twitter.com/xzQEoyRx5i
— Kirsten Allen (@KirstenAllen46) June 22, 2022
Allen left out the part where Harris badly missed 5 shots in a row before sinking this extremely easy one. Also, “nothing but net” is a complete lie. The shot Harris eventually made hit the backboard and bounced around the rim a couple of times. Nothing but net means the ball hit nothing but net, which is why it’s called that.
From her form, or lack thereof, it’s clear that today was the first time Kamala Harris ever touched a basketball. The question then is, why the hell did her team let her take the shots? Did they think there was a reasonable chance that someone who has never played basketball would be instantly good at it?
Harris has been nothing but an embarrassment to the Biden administration from day one. That’s why they keep putting her on ice for rebooting and rebranding. They’re desperately trying to find something she might be good at and time and time again, fail. Hell, they’d settle for something she doesn’t completely suck at and they can’t find that either.
That goes back to why they would encourage Harris to shoot some hoops when they knew she had no chance of being good at it. I think maybe the White House has shifted strategy and wants Harris to go out and make an ass of herself. With Biden doing such a terrible job and his poll numbers sinking bellow herpes’ popularity, perhaps they think Harris consistently embarrassing herself will take the heat off of Joe.
Or maybe it’s a weird way of combating racism. Harris has already proved she sucks at dancing and with this basketball catastrophe she is debunking all sorts of stereotypes about black people. Of course she’s still completely unprepared for any question asked of her, which means she’s not willing to do the work to prepare. That’s another way of saying she’s lazy. Hey, they can’t put every stereotype to rest all at once.
