If there was any doubt that Joe Biden has the mind of a child, that was erased with the revelation that his handlers give him detailed cheat sheets instructing him on how to behave. This is kind of like a mom pinning a note to her kindergartner’s sleeve reminding him to bring his galoshes home, except that Joe is supposedly running the most powerful country in the world.
On Thursday, Biden blew off a meeting with oil company executives to combat high gas prices so he could hang out with wind industry execs. One reporter got a shot of this embarrassing thing in Joe’s hand:
That’s a cheat sheet telling him, in the simplest of terms, how not to make an ass of himself:
Offshore Wind Drop-by Sequence of Events
YOU enter the Rosevelt Room and say hello to participants.
YOU take YOUR seat.
Press enters.
YOU give brief comments (2 minutes).
Press departs (t).
YOU ask Liz Shuler President ALF-CIO a question.
Note Liz is joining virtually.
YOU thank participants.
YOU depart.
Besides the hilarity of Biden’s handlers having to walk him through something as simple as a brief meeting, what’s the point of this brief meeting? Joe walls in, talks for a couple of minutes, asks a union leader, who isn’t a wind executive, a single question, and then leaves? WTF?
And again, Joe Biden is supposed to be the President of the United States and his handlers have to treat him likes he’s 5-years-old. It’s pretty telling as far as Biden’s mental capacity is concerned that he has to be told when to sit and went to get up.
I’m kind of surprised they didn’t have additional instructions, given his tendency to be insane:
DON’T tell wind execs that you used to run a wind farm.
DON’T tell a story about children rubbing your hair legs.
DON’T sniff anyone.
Actually, they probably figured if the wrote “don’t sniff anyone” Joe would ignore the “don’t” and figure he was supposed to creep on everyone on the room. Also, they have to keep it simple for his simple mind.
As luck would have it, Def-Con News has obtained an exclusive Biden White House cheat sheet with instruction on how to take a shit:
In-toilet Feces Drop-off Sequence of Events
YOU enter the presidential bathroom.
YOU lift the lid but not the seat.
YOU drop your pants and underwear.
YOU take YOUR seat.
Jill enters.
YOU push gently (2 minutes).
Note: Make sure all fecal matter has left your body.
YOU ask Jill to wipe your butt.
YOU stand up.
YOU pull your pants back up (very important).
YOU flush.
YOU depart.
There is also a cheat sheet for Biden on how to make love to his wife but it’s pretty much just: YOU go to sleep. YOU try to ignore the buzzing sound.
Why would the American people have confidence in Joe Biden to solve all of the problems he’s created when his own handlers don’t have confidence in him to walk into a brief meeting without f*cking it up?
