Today Joe Biden signed some silly pro-abortion executive orders and then gave one of his most incoherent speeches ever. Through the lies and gibberish, the illegitimate president claimed that a 10-year-old girl had to cross state lines to “terminate the presidency.” If only that were true.
Things started out okay by Biden standards. Yes, he lied that the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade wasn’t based on the Constitution and attacked the court as extremists but at least he was getting most of the words out. Then, it all went to shit:
“One of the most extraordinary parts of decision in my view is the majority writes, and I quote, womeh, I’m sa quote now from guh the majority, ‘women are not without electoral or political power. It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who are registered to vote and cast a ballot is constantly higher than the percentage of men who do so.” End of quote. Repeat the line,” said Biden.
Yeah, he actually read the stage direction “repeat the line” off of the teleprompter. Making it even more Joe Biden, he was unable to repeat the line:
“Women are not without electoral and or political or pol me me precise not and or political power,” said Biden.
Later, Biden’s tongue would get tied in an even bigger knot:
“Right now in all 50 straits and Distry of Cumbia,” said Biden.
I have now idea what the Distry of Cumbia is but I’m even more puzzled by the “50 straights.” There’s the Bering Strait, the Strait of Gibraltar, and the Strait of Hormuz, so what are the other 47? And what the f*ck does that have to do with abortion?
Biden also told a completely fictitious story about a 10-year-old girl who was impregnated by a rapist who had to travel from Ohio to Indian to get an abortion. This story, which has been reported by all of the major fake news networks, is complete bullshit and something that was made up by an activist abortion doctor.
Even so, Biden’s telling of the story is at least entertaining:
“Just last week, furvin ported a 10-year-old girl was a rape victim uh hi, ten-years-old and she was forced to have to travel out of the state to Indiana to seek to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life,” said Biden.
Was the presidency in Indiana last week? I know Joe was in Ohio this week. Either way, I hope the Secret Service looks into this potential 10-year-old presidential assassin.
Speaking of assassins, Biden was asked about the assassination of former PM of Japan, Shinzo Abe. Again, it was quite entertaining:
“The fact is that uh, one thing that did strike my, get my attention is that this is the first use of a weapon to murder someone in Japan,” said Biden.
If Biden said it, it must be a fact. Everyone who has ever been murdered in Japan up until this morning was killed by Karate.
“I think we have us far, we have 3,000, I won’t hold me to the number, 688 or, I mean, between 3 and 4,000 cases. They have 1,” claimed Biden.
Okay, only one person has ever been murdered in Japan with a weapon, while in the United States, we’ve had between 3,000 and 4,000. Taking Biden’s high estimate, that means we’re averaging 16 murders by weapons per year for the entire existence of our country. That’s not so bad. I don’t why democrats are so keen to take our weapons away.
All of this is just your daily reminder that the guy occupying the White House has a dried prune for a brain.
