The mystery of Joe Biden’s firearms collection deepens. The illegitimate president has maintained as recently as last month that he owns 2 shotguns but today he announced he has 4. Judging by his economic illiteracy, maybe that’s the way he thinks inflation works. Everything else has doubled so he must figure that’s true of his shotguns as well.
We told you earlier how during his gun control speech, Joe Biden lied that the Clinton-era assault weapons ban reduced mass shootings. It turns out there was some other fun stuff in that speech:
“Doc, thank you. You hairism materie wounded children of Uvalde, many of whom are you’ve known their whole live,” started Biden.
Direct quote.
“I wanna thank uh thank the vice president and Harris and the second gentleman,” Biden said.
He literally forgot the names of Kamala and Doug. Too funny.
“To take away from the legisla-zhe is not that’s not what we can do. It’s to take, the takeaway from this is of now, now we’re of opening to get much more done,” said Biden.
I find it hard to believe that’s what was on the teleprompter.
Biden then started listing off mass shootings but hit a bit of a snag:
“Marjorie Stome-um Douglas high school in Parkland Florida in 1918, 17 dead, 17 injured,” said Biden.
That shooting was actually in 2018 so he was within a 100 years. In Biden Land that’s considered a win.
“We’re living in a country awash in weapons of war. Weapons that were designed to hunt (long pause) are not being used. The weapons designed, that they’re pursing, they’re designed as weapons of war to take out an enemy,” Biden said.
Wait, it gets funnier:
“Let’s look at the facts. The most common rounds fired from AR-15 move almost twice as fast as that from a handgun. Couple of smaller lighter bullets, these weapons maximize the damage done coupled with those bullets,” Biden said.
He may be working with his own set of facts on that one.
Okay, Joe is mush-brained liar, we already know that, but the purpose of this article is to unf*ck the mystery of Joe’s arsenal. This is what he said today:
“I have 4 shotguns. 2 are mine and 2 were my deceased son’s,” Biden claimed.
Interesting because as recently as last month, Biden said, “I’m a gun owner. I own two shotguns.”
Beau Biden, Joe’s deceased son, died in 2015. Since that time, Joe has maintained that he owns 1 or 2 shotguns. He was never real clear on that but he certainly never said he had 4. So what gives?
I have 2 theories on this. First, Joe’s morally-deceased but currently living son Hunter revealed that his dad actually has 5 guns in the house.  Rather than address any of the embarrassing information culled from Hunter’s laptop, Biden’s handlers told him to inch up the number of guns he claims to own until it matches what his crackhead son accidentally revealed. Next time Biden talks about guns, he’ll say he has 5: 2 of his own, 2 from dead Beaue, and the one that Hunter lost. Problem solved.
Second, and more likely, Joe has no idea how many guns he owns. I will say this, nobody who can’t remember how many guns they own should be allowed to own any guns at all.
Also, to borrow a train of though from Joe Biden: Who in God’s name needs 4 shotguns? You can shoot 4 shotguns at the same time and it’s not like the deer are running around in kevlar vests.
