Yesterday Joe Biden announced that he has cancer and that he got it it from an oil refinery. As if that isn’t bad enough, the White House is reporting that the illegitimate president has tested positive for COVID-19. For some reason there has been no announcement on his Alzheimer’s diagnosis.
Biden went to Somerset, Massachusetts to declare global warming a national emergency when he spun a bullshit tale he’s told many times. There however was an M. Night Shyamalan twist on the most recent telling:
Biden says that his mother using windshield wipers to “get literally the oil slick off the window” is “why I and so damn many other people have cancer.” pic.twitter.com/YIoBlZadRJ
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 20, 2022
“I lived just up the road in an apartment complex when we moved to Delaware, and just up the road a little school I went to, Holy Rosary Grade School. And because it was a four-lane highway that was accessible, my mother drove us, and rather than us be able to walk,” said Biden.
Biden was apparently crippled because he was unable to walk across an accessible four-lane road. That’s a new one but it’s hardly to most shocking revelation here.
“And guess what? The first frost, you know what was happening? You had to put on your windshield wipers to get, literally the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so many damn other people I grow up have cancer,” Biden said.
Weird grammar aside, Biden says that he has cancer, not that he had cancer. That’s important because of the liberal media and White House spin. Here’s WaPo fact-checker Glenn Kessler to the rescue:
How dumb is this tweet? Check out Biden’s medical report. Before he became president, he’d had non-melanoma skin cancers removed. Has no one at @RNCResearch ever had this common procedure? https://t.co/TS9VWtKcYC https://t.co/itklkVZIor
— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) July 20, 2022
And the White House used Kessler’s tweet as an authoritative source:
Update: WH official tells me POTUS was referring to past removal of skin cancer in his remarks from Massachusetts.
Biden mistakenly stated (present tense) that he has cancer.
— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) July 20, 2022
Again, Biden said he has cancer, not that he once had skin cancer. Also, skin cancer is generally because of too much sun and Biden claimed he got the cancer from an oil refinery or possibly the windshield wipers on his mother’s car.
In related health news, cancer patient Biden has also been infected with COVID-19:
Biden has covid, WH says pic.twitter.com/9A2ke7Tmys
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) July 21, 2022
Which seems impossible because Biden is quadruple-vaxxed:
It was one year ago today that Biden said this quote: “You’re not going to get covid if you have these vaccinations.”
Today, Biden tested positive for covid. pic.twitter.com/Q1BcBQaEXH
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 21, 2022
Technically he said “you’re not going to get COVID” not “I’m not going to get COVID” so he slips by on that one.
What’s actually going on here is something we reported last week. The White House is looking for a way to have Biden step down, make Kamala Harris president, and install California Governor Gavin Newsom as vice president.
Biden said it himself: “I’ll develop some disease and say I have to resign.”
Now he’s got either cancer of COVID-19 as an excuse to quit. The beauty about these options is he won’t have to admit that it’s the dementia that makes him incapable of holding the office of the president.
