Joe Biden Death Watch, By the Numbers

Joe-Joe Biden’s health is deteriorating before our eyes. The phrase ‘Bitter Sweet’ comes to mind.

Recent events have prompted the Washington Free Beacon to declare a state of DEATH WATCH 1.

Below are some key numbers and fun facts to keep in mind during this challenging time for our once-great nation.

This from thelibertyloft.com.

A Full Diagnosis of Joe-Joe:

Age: 79.8 years

U.S. average life expectancy (male)75.1 years

Number-one song when Joe-Joe was born: “White Christmas” by Bing Crosby

Most recognizable world leader when Joe-Joe was born: Adolf Hitler

Living ex-presidents younger than Joe-Joe: Four

Joe-Joe’s COVID-19 diagnosisPositive

Age group at highest risk for COVID-19 fatality: 65 years and up

U.S. COVID-19 deaths on Joe-Joe’s watch617,896

U.S. polio cases on Joe-Joe’s watchAt least one

Joe-Joe’s Cancer DiagnosisAmbiguous

Joe-Joe’s Lung CapacityPoor

Joe-Joe’s TemperamentCranky

Joe-Joe’s Spatial AwarenessBelow average

Joe-Joe’s Verbal Communications SkillsVery poor

Joe-Joe’s Energy/Stamina LevelNeeds improvement

Broken bones suffered due to naked dog-playAt least one

History of crack addiction in familyYes

Joe-Joe’s job approval rating36.8 percent

Joe-Joes age on election Day 202481.9 years

Octogenarians elected president (U.S. history): Zero

Hillary Clinton’s age on Election Day 202477.0 years

Average life expectancy (Hillary’s enemies): Very low

Former world leaders assassinated on Joe-Joe’s watch: One (Shinzo Abe)

Domestic assassination attempts on Joe-Joe’s watch: Two (Justice Brett Kavanaugh, Rep. Lee Zeldin (R., N.Y.)

Joe-Joe donors charged with murdering familyAt least one

Joe-Joe grandchildren (acknowledged)Six

Joe-Joe grandchildren (unacknowledged)At least one

Kamala Harris’s favorability rating: 37.0 percent

Kamala Harris ambition ratingRuthless

Odds of America surviving a Harris presidencyVery low

Number of times Barack Obama was right about politicsOne (“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f— things up”)

Final thought, a pep-talk of sorts: The Take Back of Our Nation via the November 2022 elections is of utmost importance. We the People must not give this current illegitimate democrat-communist regime any reason to declare Martial Law and forego the elections. A Civil War will destroy America and open us up to further invasion.