Joe Biden has recently recovered from COVID-19 twice and that means no more safety protocols. The illegitimate president coughed, hacked, and even blew his nose into his hand right before shaking hands, fondling, and groping people at a White House function today. That must be more of the “science” Joe claims he follows.
In what will certainly be referred to as super-spreader event, Biden held a bill signing ceremony at the White House to spend even more money that we don’t have. Things got off to an awesome start when Joe forget that he shook hands with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.
From there, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi got to the podium and couldn’t find her speech.
And of course Biden was out of his mind:
“Detroit is making some really hot vehicles. They even got a Hummer that can go four one zero to sixty. That’s faster than my Corvette and my Corvette’s older than I am almost. But uh what I realize is my Corvette is worth a hell of lot more than when I bought it. I got an original 5,700 bucks,” said Biden.
Everything he said was a lie. He has a 1967 Corvette and he was born in 1942. His Corvette is 55-years-old and he is 79-years-old. That’s a difference of 24 years, which is not almost the same. Also, he didn’t buy it, it was a gift from his father and it wasn’t new, it was used. Finally, a 1967 Corvette cost $4,200 when it was new.
The big news of the day however was how damn sick Joe was. He coughed and blew his nose throughout. The whole time others were speaking, Biden was coughing and blowing his nose. Once he took the podium, it continued.
31:13 – Biden hacks a wet cough into his hand.
31:20 – Biden turns his head to hack into his hand.
31:44 – Does 2 wet coughs into his hand.
Also, for some reason, the entire time he was talking he kept trying to take his sunglasses off. Eventually he did but then put them back on.
34:22 – Biden does another wet double-cough into his hand.
34:33 – Another double-shot of phlegm into his hand.
34:59 – Biden coughs into the other hand for a change.
35:19 – Back to the right hand for a wet cough.
35:11 – Wet cough into the hand.
35:39 – Biden drinks water because that’ll totally cure his upper-repertory infection.
35:49 – It sounded like Biden coughed up a lung.
36:01 – Biden coughs again. The water was useless.
Okay, you get the idea, Biden coughed a lot during this brief speech. After that, he went over to a desk set up on the White House lawn and proceeded to blow his nose for a solid 5 seconds. He then signed the bill without ever using hand sanitizer.
And then came they touching. First he shook with Chuck Schumer with a hand that must have been coated with phlegm and snot. He then shook hands with everyone around him, including Nancy Pelosi.
It got really interesting when he grabbed the hand of some poor woman for over 30 seconds. It wasn’t so much a handshake as it was a fondle. Eventually the woman pulled her hand away from his and wiped it on her hip. She had to have felt the mucus as well as the creepiness.
Biden finished up by shaking more hands and hugging and groping a bunch of random women.
Whatever the hell Joe Biden has that made him cough so much, everyone at the event now also has. But hey, he still wears a mask when he’s outside and by himself. I’m guessing he hasn’t figured out how communicable diseases spread.
