Joe Biden just signed a law that will allow the IRS to hire 87,000 new agents and they have already put ads looking for people willing to use deadly force. As it turns out, they are actually training these recruits how to badly mishandle guns so there will probably be a bunch of “friendly fire” IRS stories coming out soon.
Here’s a fun tweet from Republican Rep. Thomas Massie:
These are not auditions for the next Police Academy sequel. This is an actual IRS recruiting program: pic.twitter.com/KUFqxmbDpW
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) August 16, 2022
What sort of idiocy is this? I want to think this is a joke but sadly it’s real. Let’s take a closer look and see what the IRS is training these Millennial/Gen Z dorks to do.
In this first shot, we have a laughing Indian in a wheel chair drawing on someone who looks suspiciously like Chuck Schumer. Will the IRS be deploying wheel-chair bound agents for field work? How is this wheel chair guy supposed to secure Chuck Schumer? I also like the chubby gals in the back: 2 think it’s funny while the other two couldn’t be less interested.
In this next shot, I can’t stop looking at the woman holding her gun like it’s a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks. Also, why is she pointing the gun, with her finger on the trigger, at her partner’s back? Maybe a better question is, why is the black woman in the back aiming at the pumpkin spice latte girl?
And finally, we see the IRS firearms instructor choreographing some kind of dance routine. I have some news for those morbidly obese people in the back: you’re never going to be field agents and probably won’t even make it through the dance. The one playing with her hair however seems like a serious contender.
WTF is going on here? I was under the impression that IRS agents were nerdy CPAs. Nobody in any of these pictures looks like they even got a GED. Apparently the plan is to hire a bunch of dumbasses to go door-to-door and collect back taxes at gunpoint. Unfortunately, I also don’t think any of these people are capable of carrying a firearm without shooting themselves in ass.
With 87,000 new agents, the IRS will be the biggest armed police force in the federal government. Check out these numbers:
ATF – 5,000 employees
CIA – 21,000 employees
FBI – 35,000 employees
Customs and Border Patrol – 64,000 employees
IRS – 127,000 employees.
In fact, the IRS will be bigger than all other federal government agencies with armed agents combined. And according to these pictures they will be more incompetent than all other federal government agencies with armed agents combined.
The FBI is doing their best to trigger a civil war but I suspect once these 87,000 armed IRS doofuses hit the streets and start trying to seize property, the shit is going to hit the fan. Based on what I’ve seen here, the shit will be flying back into the government’s face.
