Joe Biden gave a speech about stopping “gun violence” in Pennsylvania but he should have been speaking out against pedophilia and grooming. Of course that would mean he’d have to go a whole hour without being creepy, which he can’t do. 5 seconds into his speech, Joe was flirting with a 9-year-old girl, calling her “baby.” This is not normal.
Joe packed another school gymnasium full of staffers, reporters, and losers on Tuesday to talk about banning guns. But first, he was checking out the pre-pubescent action in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania:
Some hot little girl caught Joe’s attention in the crowd.
“How are you, baby? How old are you?” Biden asked.
At first, i thought he was talking about an actual baby and was asking the mother how old she was. In a surprise twist:
“Nine,” replied the little girl.
Oh shit.
“You’re almost double figures,” said Biden with a creepy grin.
Is it appropriate to call a 9-year-old girl “baby”? Of course not but who’s going to say anything about it in the liberal media?
I can only assume that Biden has a similar set-up to Van Halen in that when he identifies a hot little number in the audience, his staff arranges for her to come back stage after the show.
From typically creepy Joe it went to typically full of shit Joe as he talked about guns.
“I’m determined to ban assault weapons in this country” said Biden right before adding, “I have two shotguns at home, I can’t, it’s a long store but I not afose a guns.”
If you say so.
Biden announced that he supports the 2nd Amendment and then lied, “Right now you can’t go out and buy an automatic weapon, you can’t go out and buy a cannon.”
Sure you can. You can buy an automatic, it’s just very expensive and and an extremely cumbersome process. The manufacture of new automatic weapons is banned, not the transfer of existing ones.
Also, what law in any state bans cannon ownership? You can buy a cannon or even make one at home. You might run into some trouble with local ordinances if you shoot it your back yard, but cannons are not currently nor have they ever been banned.
From there, Biden got tough with people who see his effort to ban and confiscate their guns as slightly unconstitutional.
“And to those brave right-wing Americans who say it’s all about sheeping America, keeping America independent and safe, you wanna fight against the country, you need an F-15. You need a something a little more than a gun,” Biden said.
Oh I don’t know about that. The Taliban took the entire country of Afghanistan away from Joe in about a week without any F-15s. Sure, they got some after taking Afghanistan but they didn’t have any during the takeover.
Biden has used variations of this bullshit line but this time it was the most bullshitty of all. He mocked American gun owners by implying they are cowards for thinking the have a Constitutional right to keep and bear arms. He did this under the pretense that since we can’t fight the government, we should simply accept him taking away our guns.
The funniest thing about it though is that he puts the government on the opposite side of a safe and independent country. That’s probably the only true thing he said. It’s right-wing Americans who want a safe and independent country on one said and a the government, who will use military force to make the country unsafe and dependent, on the other side.
Biden reused his line about banning AR-15s because “how many deer are out there wearing Kevlar” and added this new wrinkle:
“Do you realize that the bullet out of an AR-15 travels five times as rapid as a bullet shot out of any other gun? Five times. It’s lighter. It can pierce Kevlar,” Biden said.
The top 5 fastest rifle cartridges are:
1 – .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer (4,600 fps)
2 – .220 Swift (3,900 fps)
3 – .257 Weatherby Magnum (3,750 fps)
4 – .224 Clark (3,550 fps)
5 – .30/378 Weatherby (3,450 fps)
A 55 grain .223, the AR-15 cartridge, has a muzzle velocity of 3,100 fps, which is not faster than any of those rounds above and certainly not 5 times faster. In fact, the .233 isn’t five times fast than any round because 3,100 divided by five is 620 and the slowest round out there is the 2mm Kolibri at 660 fps.
I feel like I’ve gone off topic here. This was supposed to be about what a sick pedophile Joe Biden is. That’s true, but he’s also completely full of shit, especially when it comes to guns and our right to own them.
