Pelosi Thanks Biden For Border Integrity And Bringing People Together

Thanks to Joe Biden’s immigration policies, 2 million illegal aliens have crossed the border this year. The illegitimate president has also launched a campaign to “other” half the country as fascist extremist threats to democracy that literally got a teenager killed. Meanwhile, in Nancy Pelosi’s fantasy world, she thanked Biden for border integrity and bringing people together.

People forget that Nancy Pelosi is just as braindead and incoherent as Joe Biden. In her weekly press briefing she was rambling on about who-knows-what when she uttered these words:

“You’re talking about democracy, you’re talking about integrity of borders, and you’re talking about America’s role in the world being very very respected and we’re very proud of our president for the role he played in getting people together, listening to them, having collaboration not condescension, thank you president Biden,” said Pelosi.

Joe Biden stole the White House so the democratic process of voting is in shambles. Our border is a sieve that allows 3rd world scums to cross freely. Nobody in the world respects us including our European allies who would rather buy energy from Russia than stand with us.

Joe Biden has branded half the people he represents as enemies of the state, which is the complete opposite of bringing people together. He calls his opponents “chumps” “Neanderthals” and “fat” which is as condescending as it gets.

What the f*ck is she smoking?

Perhaps it wasn’t that she hit the bong before the press conference and maybe more related to her debilitating dementia. She struggled to make anything close to a complete sentence and then announced, “One bill that we have on the floor right now.”

Pelosi looked at wrist as if she was checking her watch but she wasn’t wearing one. She then looked at he wrist again with bug-eyes and said, “Ups, I didn’t put my watch back on.”

Not “oops” but “ups.”

There there was whatever the hell this is:

“Six row six when I was leader and we were running to win the House and we did six row six was one of our six uh a six,” Pelosi said.

Anything you say, Nance.

“And we saved the planet!” Pelosi proclaimed.

If anything the democrats have done saved the planet, that’s a pretty good indicator that the planet didn’t need saving in the first place.

And finally, Pelosi admitted that she hears voices in her head.

“A movement to repeal the 19th Amendment for women to have the right vote. What do I think of that? I think I hear something like that around here every day,” said Pelosi.

Literally no one in Congress is discussing repealing the 19th Amendment. If she’s hearing that every day, she may need to up the dosage on her medication. Or perhaps reduce the dosage. I don’t know what she’s taking and how it affects her clearly dying brain.

My Grandmother used to say that crazy people were “nuttier than a fruitcake” which never made sense to me because shouldn’t it be “fruitier than a fruitcake” or nuttier than something that has a lot of nuts in it like squirrel shit or Pete Buttigieg’s mouth?

In any case, Gam Gam’s words make a little more sense to me watching Nancy Pelosi talk: She’s nutty, she’s fruity, she’s caked in delusion, and most of all she’s f*cking crazy.